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David Spade: Nothing Personal

"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?" "Adam's not gonna like this." "You got it now?"...

"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?" "Adam's not gonna like this." [crowd laughing] "You got it now?" He's like, "Who's Adam?"
So it doesn't always work

Full Transcript

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"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?"
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"Adam's not gonna like this."
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[crowd laughing]
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"You got it now?"
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He's like, "Who's Adam?" So it doesn't always work.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:21
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
But… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
But…
He goes, "How much you weigh?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
He goes, "How much you weigh?"
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing.
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, right?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, r...
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder,
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, according to you." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, acco...
"What is he talking about?" So I go like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
"What is he talking about?" So I go like this…
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[crowd laughing]
So… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
So…
And then he goes, "Uh, try again." And I go… [exhaling] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:23
And then he goes, "Uh, try again." And I go… [exha...
[vocalizing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[vocalizing]
[clacking] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
[clacking]
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:28
[groaning]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
[crowd laughing]
[David chuckling lightly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[David chuckling lightly]
[crowd cheering, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[crowd cheering, applauding]
Actually, the hostess, uh, tried to strike up a little jibber-jabber, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Actually, the hostess, uh, tried to strike up a little jibbe...
She goes, "Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
She goes, "Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you...
"I'm sure it's nothing. I wouldn't worry about it at all, you know." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
"I'm sure it's nothing. I wouldn't...
And then I sit down, and sometimes it's such a nice restaurant that the… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And then I sit down, and sometimes it's such a nice res...