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David Spade: Nothing Personal

She goes,"Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you." "How was your week?" I go, "I had a...

She goes,
"Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you." "How was your week?" I go, "I had a little bit
of a health scare." "Here we are." [crowd laughing]

Full Transcript

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She goes, "Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you."
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"How was your week?"
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I go, "I had a little bit of a health scare." "Here we are."
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[crowd laughing]
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:33
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
"I'm sure it's nothing. I wouldn't worry about it at all, you know." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
"I'm sure it's nothing. I wouldn't...
And then I sit down, and sometimes it's such a nice restaurant that the… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And then I sit down, and sometimes it's such a nice res...
You ever seen that? They don't even tell you how much it is. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You ever seen that? They don't even tell you how much i...
I think the waiter tries to guess how rich you are, because I go, uh, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
I think the waiter tries to guess how rich you are, because ...
I think he has an earpiece in there like, "What is he wearing? Go lower." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
I think he has an earpiece in there like, "What is he w...
So it's always - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
So it's always
I go, "Do you guys have any shrimps?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:16
I go, "Do you guys have any shrimps?"
And I go, "Oh yeah? Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:45
And I go, "Oh yeah? Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool."
But then… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
But then…
She goes, "It'll be just around the corner." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
She goes, "It'll be just around the corner."
You don't want to give up that phone. There's too much stuff on it. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You don't want to give up that phone. There's too ...
Some text saying, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Some text saying,
I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, yo...
What? You know. And that's… you gotta… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
What? You know. And that's… you gotta…
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna...
We have any chemistry or… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
We have any chemistry or…
I'm so old you used to, uh, have to sketch out your dick to give it to a girl. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I'm so old you used to, uh, have to sketch out your dic...
But actually, I told my friend, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
But actually, I told my friend,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
I tried it. I go, "I'm just gonna take it in my house." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
I tried it. I go, "I'm just gonna take it in my ho...