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David Spade: Nothing Personal

She has, um, a dog named Scooby, and Scoobyis a cute, uh, wiener dog, and very… very...

She has, um, a dog named Scooby, and Scooby
is a cute, uh, wiener dog, and very… very skinny with the one ear up and… [barking] But now Scooby is super fat

Full Transcript

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She has, um,
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a dog named Scooby, and Scooby is a cute, uh, wiener dog, and very…
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very skinny with the one ear up and…
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[barking]
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But now Scooby is super fat.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:11
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
Scooby is like this, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Scooby is like this, you know,
It used to be… [yipping] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
It used to be… [yipping]
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something,
So he's like… [moaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:30
So he's like… [moaning]
And then, when I come over, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
And then, when I come over,
"Ah, come here." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
"Ah, come here."
[David chuckling lightly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[David chuckling lightly]
[whispering] Scooby… I'm not gonna tell you about that. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[whispering] Scooby… I'm not gonna tell you about that....
I try to get a professional massage - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I try to get a professional massage
And I don't wanna sound like a creepo, but I go, "Can I get a girl masseuse?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And I don't wanna sound like a creepo, but I go, "...
-[crowd laughing] -[David laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
-[crowd laughing] -[David laughing]
[honking] I look through, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:42
[honking] I look through,
So he comes in, and I go, "Let's just try it out." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
So he comes in, and I go, "Let's just try it out.&...
I go, "Okay. Well, I didn't know it was this high." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:18
I go, "Okay. Well, I didn't know it was this high....
And he goes like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And he goes like this…
[groaning loudly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:16
[groaning loudly]
And then he goes… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
And then he goes…
And I had the balls right in the middle to go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And I had the balls right in the middle to go,
I lay down there, hor-- And then I get up and tip him. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I lay down there, hor-- And then I get up and tip him.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[crowd laughing]