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David Spade: Nothing Personal

I think my friend's a pedophile, but, um… I'm gonna change gears here

[sighing heavily] I think my friend's a pedophile, but, um… I'm gonna change gears here

Full Transcript

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[sighing heavily]
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I think my friend's a pedophile, but, um…
00:00:05.462 --> 00:00:07.339
I'm gonna change gears here.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:06
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
I went over to his house and he's watching the Little League World Series. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I went over to his house and he's watching the Little L...
I even gave him an out. I go, "Hey, uh…" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
I even gave him an out. I go, "Hey, uh…"
"But you gotta admit they're amazing athletes." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
"But you gotta admit they're amazing athletes.&quo...
He goes, "Look at the calves on that one." I'm like, "Later." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
He goes, "Look at the calves on that one." I'...
But it is a weird world now - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But it is a weird world now
You used to be able to. Like, I got a lot. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
You used to be able to. Like, I got a lot.
Um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
Um…
I want to defend myself and go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:31
I want to defend myself and go,
Like, just pantsing people in grade school. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Like, just pantsing people in grade school.
I was 11, where soccer… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
I was 11, where soccer…
And no one tells me he had the biggest wang, prong, anaconda, dick in history, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And no one tells me he had the biggest wang, prong, anaconda...
And I go… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And I go…
He sat there and let it wave in the breeze for a while. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
He sat there and let it wave in the breeze for a while.
"Drink it in!" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
"Drink it in!"
He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited for a timeout, eight minutes later. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited for a timeou...
He finally goes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
He finally goes,
And then, all the moms started coming to practice an hour early. You know. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then, all the moms started coming to practice an hour ea...
Dressed like they're going to the Golden Globes or something. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Dressed like they're going to the Golden Globes or some...
You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go…
If they don't text you back right away, you're dead in the water. It's over. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
If they don't text you back right away, you're dea...