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David Spade: Nothing Personal

Where are the fucking vegetables that you swore to God you would tell me about?

[smacking lips] Where are the fucking vegetables that you swore to God you would tell me about?

Full Transcript

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[smacking lips]
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Where are the fucking vegetables
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that you swore to God
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you would tell me about?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:10
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
But I can't take it because four minutes later I'm down there. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
But I can't take it because four minutes later I'm...
Weather? Football? And it goes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Weather? Football? And it goes,
Um, I will save you 55 clicks and two and a half hours. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Um, I will save you 55 clicks and two and a half hours.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[crowd laughing]
Oh boy, but that's not… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
Oh boy, but that's not…
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[groaning]
Um, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
Um,
I didn't wanna wait 20 minutes to… for new ones, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
I didn't wanna wait 20 minutes to… for new ones,
Little wiggly pube. You can tell a pube on sight. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Little wiggly pube. You can tell a pube on sight.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
But he didn't work there. I thought… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
But he didn't work there. I thought…
If you've ever been to the urinal here… here, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
If you've ever been to the urinal here… here,
You go in there, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You go in there,
-[yelling] -[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
-[yelling] -[crowd laughing]
I'm not gonna fix that tonight, but that makes me crazy. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I'm not gonna fix that tonight, but that makes me crazy...
So I'm brainwashed into liking beavers - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
So I'm brainwashed into liking beavers
I grew up with Hustler and Penthouse and Play-- You know. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I grew up with Hustler and Penthouse and Play-- You know.
All these had a bush, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
All these had a bush,
"You don't have a bush?" They go, "Is that what you like?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:19
"You don't have a bush?" They go, "Is th...
Oh no. It was a babushka. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Oh no. It was a babushka.