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So he's like… [moaning]

David Spade: Nothing Personal

So he's like… Crawls over, like, under the barbed wirelike boot camp. You know? Then he...

David Spade: Nothing Personal • 2022

So he's like… [moaning] Crawls over, like, under the barbed wire
like boot camp. You know? [grunting] Then he gets to it
and he's like… [sniffing] [breathing deeply] "What am I doing with my life, eating constantly, and…" "My life is on a circle of just
stupid munching and getting fatter." "Obviously, I'm gonna eat it.
I'm just sort of thinking out loud, but…" [chomping] Then… [vocalizing] …back to the couch

Full Transcript

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So he's like… [moaning]

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Crawls over, like, under the barbed wire like boot camp. You know? [grunting]

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Then he gets to it and he's like… [sniffing]

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[breathing deeply]

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"What am I doing

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with my life,

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eating constantly, and…"

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"My life is on a circle of just stupid munching and getting fatter."

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"Obviously, I'm gonna eat it. I'm just sort of thinking out loud, but…"

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[chomping]

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Then… [vocalizing]

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…back to the couch.

Duration

30 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:09

Uploaded

Mar 29, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.