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So I go to buy it. I put it on, and then I go

David Spade: Nothing Personal

So I go to buy it.I put it on, and then I go, "I can't wait to go skiing in this."Then he...

David Spade: Nothing Personal • 2022

So I go to buy it.
I put it on, and then I go, "I can't wait to go skiing in this."
Then he goes, "Ayee…" "I wouldn't take it skiing." I go, "You wouldn't take
your winter coat in the snow?" He goes… "Would you take in the rain?" "No, no." "I wouldn't take it in the snow, rain, sleet, hail, flurries, drizzle, bluster, wind, dawn, eclipse…" [crowd laughing] "…twilight, or dusk." "It's more of an indoor coat,
to be honest." I go, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Like the living room?"
He goes, "Kitchen. Yeah, yeah." [crowd chuckling] "Actually, it's more
of an Instagram coat." "You just sort of take it off, take a photo, put it back in the closet." I go, "All right.
How much is it? 90 grand? All right." And I bought it because you know what?
I didn't wanna look stupid

Full Transcript

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So I go to buy it. I put it on, and then I go,

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"I can't wait to go skiing in this." Then he goes, "Ayee…"

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"I wouldn't take it skiing."

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I go, "You wouldn't take your winter coat in the snow?"

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He goes…

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"Would you take in the rain?" "No, no."

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"I wouldn't take it in the snow,

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rain, sleet, hail, flurries, drizzle,

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bluster, wind,

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dawn, eclipse…"

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[crowd laughing]

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"…twilight, or dusk."

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"It's more of an indoor coat, to be honest." I go, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."

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"Like the living room?" He goes, "Kitchen. Yeah, yeah."

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[crowd chuckling]

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"Actually, it's more of an Instagram coat."

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"You just sort of take it off,

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take a photo,

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put it back in the closet."

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I go, "All right. How much is it? 90 grand? All right."

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And I bought it because you know what? I didn't wanna look stupid.

Duration

61 seconds

Views

49

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:14

Uploaded

Mar 29, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.