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David Spade: Nothing Personal

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Some text saying,
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"I'm gonna put real bullets in the gun and surprise everyone."
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If it's not that,
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what are you looking for?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:26
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, yo...
What? You know. And that's… you gotta… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
What? You know. And that's… you gotta…
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna...
We have any chemistry or… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
We have any chemistry or…
I'm so old you used to, uh, have to sketch out your dick to give it to a girl. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I'm so old you used to, uh, have to sketch out your dic...
But actually, I told my friend, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
But actually, I told my friend,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
I tried it. I go, "I'm just gonna take it in my house." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
I tried it. I go, "I'm just gonna take it in my ho...
I'm just like, "In kitchen." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
I'm just like, "In kitchen."
[buzzing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[buzzing]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
You get that bird in a nest look. That's… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
You get that bird in a nest look. That's…
It's tough, you know? I just… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
It's tough, you know? I just…
I did have a threesome recently in college. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I did have a threesome recently in college.
The college threesome is, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
The college threesome is, um…
The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan...
And then we had it all set up - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then we had it all set up
And I said, "Let's just grab him. Let's just run through it once." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And I said, "Let's just grab him. Let's just ...
You know what? Because I didn't think it through and it was. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know what? Because I didn't think it through and it...
But later… about ten years later I had another one, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
But later… about ten years later I had another one,