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The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan
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David Spade: Nothing Personal

The third was supposed to be a girl.That was the whole plan

The third was supposed to be a girl.
That was the whole plan

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The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:11
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
And then we had it all set up - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then we had it all set up
And I said, "Let's just grab him. Let's just run through it once." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And I said, "Let's just grab him. Let's just ...
You know what? Because I didn't think it through and it was. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know what? Because I didn't think it through and it...
But later… about ten years later I had another one, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
But later… about ten years later I had another one,
We're in a hotel room getting ready for a concert, everyone's drinking, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
We're in a hotel room getting ready for a concert, ever...
And so I go to get a drink and then they hook up - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
And so I go to get a drink and then they hook up
Am I crazy? I mean, it was sold to me. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Am I crazy? I mean, it was sold to me.
I feel like I might have some legal recourse - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
I feel like I might have some legal recourse
"Have you ever been sold a threesome and it was really sloppy seconds?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
"Have you ever been sold a threesome and it was really ...
"You may be entitled to some compensation." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
"You may be entitled to some compensation."
You ever watch porn websites? My buddy goes, "Watch this one." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
You ever watch porn websites? My buddy goes, "Watch thi...
So it comes up and then under it it says, "Other videos we think you'll like." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
So it comes up and then under it it says, "Other videos...
First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:32
First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator.&qu...
But I did think that they all have big wieners. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But I did think that they all have big wieners.
And I was like, "Ugh. I wish I had a huge porn wiener." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
And I was like, "Ugh. I wish I had a huge porn wiener.&...
You know what I mean, 'cause… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know what I mean, 'cause…
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[groaning]
When the genie wasn't even paying attention anymore. Like… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
When the genie wasn't even paying attention anymore. Li...
Five? [groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Five? [groaning]
I'd cure some stuff, but fuck, sometimes the house wins. You know? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I'd cure some stuff, but fuck, sometimes the house wins...