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David Spade: Nothing Personal

Um… But, you know, like, someone'swith their seven-year-old daughter, and if you ever go,...

Um… But, you know, like, someone's
with their seven-year-old daughter, and if you ever go, "Hey, your daughter…" You can't even say,
"Hey. Your daughter's pretty." They go… [crowd laughing] What? Come on, really?

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But, you know, like, someone's with their seven-year-old daughter,
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and if you ever go, "Hey, your daughter…"
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You can't even say, "Hey. Your daughter's pretty." They go…
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[crowd laughing]
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What? Come on, really?
Duration
17 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:04
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
I want to defend myself and go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:31
I want to defend myself and go,
Like, just pantsing people in grade school. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Like, just pantsing people in grade school.
I was 11, where soccer… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
I was 11, where soccer…
And no one tells me he had the biggest wang, prong, anaconda, dick in history, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And no one tells me he had the biggest wang, prong, anaconda...
And I go… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And I go…
He sat there and let it wave in the breeze for a while. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
He sat there and let it wave in the breeze for a while.
"Drink it in!" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
"Drink it in!"
He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited for a timeout, eight minutes later. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited for a timeou...
He finally goes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
He finally goes,
And then, all the moms started coming to practice an hour early. You know. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then, all the moms started coming to practice an hour ea...
Dressed like they're going to the Golden Globes or something. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Dressed like they're going to the Golden Globes or some...
You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go…
If they don't text you back right away, you're dead in the water. It's over. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
If they don't text you back right away, you're dea...
Because I texted a girl, took her four days, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
Because I texted a girl, took her four days,
And it's just such a bullshit excuse, cause I did finally get her out to dinner. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And it's just such a bullshit excuse, cause I did final...
[trilling] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
[trilling]
Oh boy, so… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Oh boy, so…
Caitlyn Jenner, when I grew up, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Caitlyn Jenner, when I grew up,
The only part of that that I thought was a little… interesting - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
The only part of that that I thought was a little… interesti...
That's like a psychological trick to sound younger, which I get it, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
That's like a psychological trick to sound younger, whi...