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David Spade: Nothing Personal

When the genie wasn't evenpaying attention anymore. Like… I'd get all the good ones. I'd...

When the genie wasn't even
paying attention anymore. Like… I'd get all the good ones. I'd cure this…
[muttering] …but at the end, yeah

Full Transcript

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When the genie wasn't even paying attention anymore. Like…
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I'd get all the good ones. I'd cure this… [muttering] …but at the end, yeah.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:11
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
Five? [groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Five? [groaning]
I'd cure some stuff, but fuck, sometimes the house wins. You know? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I'd cure some stuff, but fuck, sometimes the house wins...
Clickbait is… I'll tell you. I did a show in Nashville. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Clickbait is… I'll tell you. I did a show in Nashville....
Someone had a, uh, seizure in the back, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
Someone had a, uh, seizure in the back,
Usually you click on it and you go down all these wormholes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
Usually you click on it and you go down all these wormholes,
I know what it is and I'm watching, and it's like "Cardi B does this," - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
I know what it is and I'm watching, and it's like ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
But it's all blurry because I can't focus because that's all I think about. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But it's all blurry because I can't focus because ...
So I go all the way back and I clicked on it, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
So I go all the way back and I clicked on it,
"Tom Brady started playing football at the age of seven." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
"Tom Brady started playing football at the age of seven...
[smacking lips] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
[smacking lips]
But I can't take it because four minutes later I'm down there. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
But I can't take it because four minutes later I'm...
Weather? Football? And it goes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Weather? Football? And it goes,
Um, I will save you 55 clicks and two and a half hours. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Um, I will save you 55 clicks and two and a half hours.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[crowd laughing]
Oh boy, but that's not… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
Oh boy, but that's not…
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[groaning]
Um, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
Um,
I didn't wanna wait 20 minutes to… for new ones, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
I didn't wanna wait 20 minutes to… for new ones,
Little wiggly pube. You can tell a pube on sight. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Little wiggly pube. You can tell a pube on sight.