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"You don't have a bush?"
They go, "Is that what you like?" I go, "No, I like, um, bald nine-year-old,
child molester." She's like, "Good, good.
That's what you're getting." I'm like, "What is the real story?" I mean, girls,
get together, figure it out because the first one makes sense
They go, "Is that what you like?" I go, "No, I like, um, bald nine-year-old,
child molester." She's like, "Good, good.
That's what you're getting." I'm like, "What is the real story?" I mean, girls,
get together, figure it out because the first one makes sense
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"You don't have a bush?"
They go, "Is that what you like?"
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I go,
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"No, I like, um, bald nine-year-old,
child molester."
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She's like, "Good, good.
That's what you're getting."
00:00:11.135 --> 00:00:12.929
I'm like, "What is the real story?"
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I mean, girls,
get together, figure it out because
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the first one makes sense.
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Movie Summary
Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.