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David Spade: Nothing Personal

You know, sometimesyou flirt with a girl you go… Like I asked a girl out,and guys, here's...

You know, sometimes
you flirt with a girl you go… Like I asked a girl out,
and guys, here's a tip

Full Transcript

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You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go…
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Like I asked a girl out, and guys, here's a tip.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:08
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
If they don't text you back right away, you're dead in the water. It's over. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
If they don't text you back right away, you're dea...
Because I texted a girl, took her four days, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
Because I texted a girl, took her four days,
And it's just such a bullshit excuse, cause I did finally get her out to dinner. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And it's just such a bullshit excuse, cause I did final...
[trilling] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
[trilling]
Oh boy, so… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Oh boy, so…
Caitlyn Jenner, when I grew up, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Caitlyn Jenner, when I grew up,
The only part of that that I thought was a little… interesting - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
The only part of that that I thought was a little… interesti...
That's like a psychological trick to sound younger, which I get it, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
That's like a psychological trick to sound younger, whi...
If I wanted to sound 27, I'd change my name to Connor. You know what I mean? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
If I wanted to sound 27, I'd change my name to Connor. ...
They're like, "Connor Spade, what's up?" I'm like, "Just vaping." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
They're like, "Connor Spade, what's up?"...
And Caitlyn, she was like, 71. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And Caitlyn, she was like, 71.
[crowd laughing, cheering, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing, cheering, applauding]
But honestly, even my friends old me up. I hate getting olded up by my friends. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
But honestly, even my friends old me up. I hate getting olde...
I have girls. I go, "Wanna meet my friends?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
I have girls. I go, "Wanna meet my friends?"
I have to lie. "Oh, you know, Aiden, Cayden, and Jaden." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
I have to lie. "Oh, you know, Aiden, Cayden, and Jaden....
I mean, Courteney Cox and Cindy Crawford were like, "Caitlyn looks amazing." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
I mean, Courteney Cox and Cindy Crawford were like, "Ca...
Things are clicking. Things are really… I did fly. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Things are clicking. Things are really… I did fly.
I flew here on a… I'm gonna say Southwest. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I flew here on a… I'm gonna say Southwest.
Southwest is kind of a crummy airline. And this does not leave this building. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Southwest is kind of a crummy airline. And this does not lea...
Um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
Um…