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David Spade: Nothing Personal

"You're still doing heroin?" "No, no. Just tillmy fentanyl guy gets here. No, no." "No,...

"You're still doing heroin?" "No, no. Just till
my fentanyl guy gets here. No, no." "No, no. Heroin's like ZzzQuil." "No. I just relax. I just do it to chill." [crowd laughing] Jesus

Full Transcript

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"You're still doing heroin?"
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"No, no. Just till my fentanyl guy gets here. No, no."
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"No, no. Heroin's like ZzzQuil."
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"No. I just relax. I just do it to chill."
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[crowd laughing]
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Jesus.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:07
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
I've been offered drugs, and I wish people would be honest. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I've been offered drugs, and I wish people would be hon...
Like, when people offer me drugs, I act cool - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Like, when people offer me drugs, I act cool
This guy goes, "Spade." I go, "What's up?" They go, "Want some heroin? I go, "Uh…" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
This guy goes, "Spade." I go, "What's...
I go, "Uh, shit, I just ate. Oh…" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
I go, "Uh, shit, I just ate. Oh…"
"Oh, looks chunky." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
"Oh, looks chunky."
Because honestly, if I saw heroin, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Because honestly, if I saw heroin,
-[girl whooping] -I… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
-[girl whooping] -I…
And the subject of weight is funny, 'cause with guys… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And the subject of weight is funny, 'cause with guys…
And I remember I got weighed the last time when I was about, you know, 30. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And I remember I got weighed the last time when I was about,...
And then for the rest of my life - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And then for the rest of my life
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
[crowd laughing]
And it sort of backfired on me 'cause I was… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
And it sort of backfired on me 'cause I was…
And when we were doing Grown Ups, I had to go in and get, uh, tested for it. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And when we were doing Grown Ups, I had to go in and get, uh...
And Grown Ups is a movie you've probably seen - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And Grown Ups is a movie you've probably seen
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
[crowd laughing]
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a physical." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a ph...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?"
But… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
But…
He goes, "How much you weigh?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
He goes, "How much you weigh?"