"Dazed and Confused" quotes

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The adventures of high school and junior high students on the last day of school in May 1976.

Director: Richard Linklater
Writer: Richard Linklater
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $7,993,039
Released: 24 Sep 1993
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

84 Clips

It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle - Dazed and Confused 00:55
It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the...
Is that a beer in your hand - Dazed and Confused 01:13
Is that a beer in your hand
I'm supposed to be being a bitch - Dazed and Confused 00:22
I'm supposed to be being a bitch
I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope - Dazed and Confused 00:18
I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope
I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell - Dazed and Confused 00:28
I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell
I'm fuckin' wasted - Dazed and Confused 00:11
I'm fuckin' wasted
I'd like to quit thinking of the present - Dazed and Confused 00:23
I'd like to quit thinking of the present
I think they're just worried that some of us are having too good a time - Dazed and Confused 00:43
I think they're just worried that some of us are having too...
I think I heard about you - Dazed and Confused 00:16
I think I heard about you
I only came here to do two things - Dazed and Confused 00:28
I only came here to do two things
I love those redheads - Dazed and Confused 00:11
I love those redheads
I got some good ones in there - Dazed and Confused 00:55
I got some good ones in there
I was getting there - Dazed and Confused 00:32
I was getting there
You're not gonna go to law school - Dazed and Confused 00:19
You're not gonna go to law school
You're freshman - Dazed and Confused 00:21
You're freshman
You're an asshole - Dazed and Confused 00:11
You're an asshole
You'd better get your priorities straight - Dazed and Confused 00:46
You'd better get your priorities straight
You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us - Dazed and Confused 00:37
You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now...
You little Freshmen sluts - Dazed and Confused 00:20
You little Freshmen sluts
You little freshman piggies - Dazed and Confused 00:35
You little freshman piggies
Hey you guys know what that song is about - Dazed and Confused 00:32
Hey you guys know what that song is about
He was asking if you get high - Dazed and Confused 00:13
He was asking if you get high
Have you seen Jodi around - Dazed and Confused 00:23
Have you seen Jodi around
Have you ever thought about why we play football - Dazed and Confused 00:49
Have you ever thought about why we play football
Have you been drinking - Dazed and Confused 00:12
Have you been drinking
Had some pretty cool seniors though - Dazed and Confused 00:29
Had some pretty cool seniors though
Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place - Dazed and Confused 01:06
Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place
Guess that makes you Deep Throat - Dazed and Confused 00:14
Guess that makes you Deep Throat
Gotta play it cool - Dazed and Confused 00:50
Gotta play it cool
Give the beer back - Dazed and Confused 00:15
Give the beer back
Gilligan's Island - Dazed and Confused 01:51
Gilligan's Island
Fixin' to be a lot better - Dazed and Confused 00:12
Fixin' to be a lot better
Don't go getting soft on me this Summer - Dazed and Confused 00:28
Don't go getting soft on me this Summer
Don't air raid for that bitch - Dazed and Confused 00:38
Don't air raid for that bitch
Didja ever look at a dollar bill - Dazed and Confused 00:25
Didja ever look at a dollar bill
Behind every good man there is a woman - Dazed and Confused 00:44
Behind every good man there is a woman
And the cult was into aliens - Dazed and Confused 00:19
And the cult was into aliens
And hanging out with people I know - Dazed and Confused 00:30
And hanging out with people I know
You just wasted another fucking beer - Dazed and Confused 00:14
You just wasted another fucking beer
You got a joint - Dazed and Confused 00:17
You got a joint
You fuckin' hippie - Dazed and Confused 00:26
You fuckin' hippie
You can't give a build up like that and not deliver - Dazed and Confused 00:48
You can't give a build up like that and not deliver
Y'all ready to bust some ass - Dazed and Confused 00:13
Y'all ready to bust some ass
Will you marry me - Dazed and Confused 00:35
Will you marry me
Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods - Dazed and Confused 00:30
Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods
What's going on - Dazed and Confused 00:58
What's going on
Whatever you like - Dazed and Confused 00:21
Whatever you like
What girlfriend - Dazed and Confused 00:13
What girlfriend
What do ya think about that - Dazed and Confused 00:58
What do ya think about that
What did she say - Dazed and Confused 01:31
What did she say
What did you just say - Dazed and Confused 00:43
What did you just say
What are you smiling at - Dazed and Confused 00:28
What are you smiling at
What are you looking at - Dazed and Confused 00:18
What are you looking at
What are you bitching about - Dazed and Confused 00:26
What are you bitching about
What a dumbshit - Dazed and Confused 00:17
What a dumbshit
We're lookin' for you pal - Dazed and Confused 00:22
We're lookin' for you pal
We're in the big time now - Dazed and Confused 00:29
We're in the big time now
Well just don't get him worse than the other guys - Dazed and Confused 01:04
Well just don't get him worse than the other guys
We just wanna know something - Dazed and Confused 00:54
We just wanna know something
We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals - Dazed and Confused 01:31
We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these...
We gave you all a chance - Dazed and Confused 00:33
We gave you all a chance
Was it O'Bannion - Dazed and Confused 01:00
Was it O'Bannion
Top priority of the summer - Dazed and Confused 00:37
Top priority of the summer
Those guys don't care if you win or lose - Dazed and Confused 00:15
Those guys don't care if you win or lose
This summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha - Dazed and Confused 00:53
This summer when you're being inundated with all this...
This place used to be off limits - Dazed and Confused 01:01
This place used to be off limits
They're really doing this - Dazed and Confused 01:05
They're really doing this
There's gonna be a big party tonight - Dazed and Confused 00:28
There's gonna be a big party tonight
There's always one senior who has to be the bad ass - Dazed and Confused 00:17
There's always one senior who has to be the bad ass
The 50's were boring - Dazed and Confused 00:45
The 50's were boring
That's what I'm talking about - Dazed and Confused 00:30
That's what I'm talking about
That's what I love about these high school girls - Dazed and Confused 00:21
That's what I love about these high school girls
That was so creepy - Dazed and Confused 00:40
That was so creepy
Red's a good color for you - Dazed and Confused 00:16
Red's a good color for you
Put some ice on it - Dazed and Confused 00:20
Put some ice on it
My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies - Dazed and Confused 00:18
My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies
Marijuana on one - Dazed and Confused 00:10
Marijuana on one
Man just wait till I get to college - Dazed and Confused 00:14
Man just wait till I get to college
Like it's all preparation - Dazed and Confused 01:23
Like it's all preparation
Let's go smoke that joint - Dazed and Confused 00:17
Let's go smoke that joint
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here - Dazed and Confused 00:45
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here
Let me tell you this - Dazed and Confused 01:12
Let me tell you this
Just goin' at it - Dazed and Confused 00:22
Just goin' at it
Just gimme a beer - Dazed and Confused 00:19
Just gimme a beer

Cast

Michelle - Milla Jovovich
Pickford - Shawn Andrews
Slater - Rory Cochrane
Cynthia - Marissa Ribisi
Shavonne - Deena Martin
Benny - Cole Hauser
Hirschfelder - Jeremy Fox
O'Bannion - Ben Affleck
Darla - Parker Posey
Clint - Nicky Katt
Stoner - Parker Brooks
Freshman Smartass - Zach Taylor
Freshman Smartass - Jacob Jones
Assistant Coach - Rick Moser
Coach Conrad - Terry Mross
Ms. Stroud - Kim Krizan
Pentico - Zooey Greif
Mr. Payne - Julius Tennon
Freshman Girl 1 - Priscilla Kinser
Freshman Girl 2 - Erika Geminder
Freshman Girl 3 (as Heidi Cole Trenbath) - Heidi Van Horne
Carl's Mom - Katherine Asher
Pickford's Mom - Kathleen Cunningham
Pickford's Dad - Richard Dillard
Beer Delivery Guy - John Swasey
Old Timer - Zeke Mills
Party Guy - Michael Gillespie
Chaperone - Tom Hoeck
Guy with Pistol - Fred Lerner
Liquor Store Clerk - David Blackwell
Stacy - Autumn Barr
Cop - Bob Moser
Mrs. Kramer - Mona Lee Fultz
Pink's Sister - Rose Barrett
Party Girl - Tara Battani
Booger - Adam Boster
Guy at Party - Josh Caldwell
Delilah 'Chutney' Bartlett - Khara Cloutier
Girl in pool hall - Nicole Emmons
Guy at party - Mike Enright
O'Bannion's Pool Partner - Chris Green
Girl in Bikini - KaiCarra
Senior Girl, Featured - Jessica Looney
Parking lot kid - Anthony Pedone
Guy at School / Guy at Party - Ted Perez
Student - Damian Tamburro
Guy at Party - James 'Kimo' Wills
Student - Heath Young
Girl in Blue Truck - Renée Zellweger