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"Dazed and Confused" quotes

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The adventures of a group of Texas teens on their last day of school in 1976, centering on student Randall Floyd, who moves easily among stoners, jocks and geeks. Floyd is a star athlete, but he also likes smoking weed, which presents a conundrum when his football coach demands he sign a "no drugs" pledge.

Director: Richard Linklater
Writer: Richard Linklater
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $7,993,039
Released: 24 Sep 1993
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

119 Clips

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My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies - Dazed and Confused 00:11 My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies Don't go getting soft on me this Summer - Dazed and Confused 00:16 Don't go getting soft on me this Summer Come on Mel hop on Let's go - Dazed and Confused 00:05 Come on Mel hop on Let's go That's what I'm talking about - Dazed and Confused 00:38 That's what I'm talking about We gave you all a chance - Dazed and Confused 00:16 We gave you all a chance You little Freshmen sluts - Dazed and Confused 00:11 You little Freshmen sluts So ya need a ride - Dazed and Confused 00:50 So ya need a ride They're really doing this - Dazed and Confused 00:25 They're really doing this It's almost over - Dazed and Confused 00:29 It's almost over And hanging out with people I know - Dazed and Confused 00:19 And hanging out with people I know You just wasted another fucking beer - Dazed and Confused 00:07 You just wasted another fucking beer If I do play next year it's gonna be on my terms not theirs - Dazed and Confused 00:18 If I do play next year it's gonna be on my terms not theirs Those guys don't care if you win or lose - Dazed and Confused 00:07 Those guys don't care if you win or lose Your days of pullin' tongue all night are over Yeah right - Dazed and Confused 00:14 Your days of pullin' tongue all night are over Yeah right Y'all ready to bust some ass - Dazed and Confused 00:09 Y'all ready to bust some ass I think they're just worried that some of us are having too good a time - Dazed and Confused 00:25 I think they're just worried that some of us are having too... Man just wait till I get to college - Dazed and Confused 00:08 Man just wait till I get to college Yes I hate that jerk - Dazed and Confused 00:06 Yes I hate that jerk Just gimme a beer - Dazed and Confused 00:16 Just gimme a beer So I'm blazin' with my friends I'm a fuckin' pothead What's it to you - Dazed and Confused 00:11 So I'm blazin' with my friends I'm a fuckin' pothead What's... You said Someone's tokin' some reefer - Dazed and Confused 00:17 You said Someone's tokin' some reefer I love those redheads man I know you - Dazed and Confused 00:20 I love those redheads man I know you Look I got a confession to make What do you mean - Dazed and Confused 00:48 Look I got a confession to make What do you mean I got some good ones in there - Dazed and Confused 00:25 I got some good ones in there Red's a good color for you - Dazed and Confused 00:14 Red's a good color for you You're freshman - Dazed and Confused 00:18 You're freshman After a couple of years people won't remember if you won or lost - Dazed and Confused 00:16 After a couple of years people won't remember if you won or... Because you're not gonna be able to sit don't let it affect you - Dazed and Confused 00:11 Because you're not gonna be able to sit don't let it affect... Let's go smoke that joint - Dazed and Confused 00:11 Let's go smoke that joint She called you a bitch and you a slut She called me a slut - Dazed and Confused 00:18 She called you a bitch and you a slut She called me a slut What girlfriend - Dazed and Confused 00:07 What girlfriend You're not into any of it - Dazed and Confused 00:07 You're not into any of it See ya later alligator - Dazed and Confused 00:07 See ya later alligator What do ya think about that - Dazed and Confused 00:20 What do ya think about that I'm fuckin' wasted - Dazed and Confused 00:08 I'm fuckin' wasted You're tellin' me I'm being stalked by a Nazi - Dazed and Confused 00:09 You're tellin' me I'm being stalked by a Nazi I'm supposed to be being a bitch - Dazed and Confused 00:08 I'm supposed to be being a bitch Okay it's hot out here and I'm sick of looking at you - Dazed and Confused 00:06 Okay it's hot out here and I'm sick of looking at you I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell - Dazed and Confused 00:30 I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell Put some ice on it - Dazed and Confused 00:11 Put some ice on it Know anything about a party here - Dazed and Confused 00:11 Know anything about a party here How's it goin' What's goin' on Nothin' nothin' at all - Dazed and Confused 00:14 How's it goin' What's goin' on Nothin' nothin' at all I think I heard about you - Dazed and Confused 00:11 I think I heard about you Walkin' down the hall by myself smokin' a J with 50 elves - Dazed and Confused 00:07 Walkin' down the hall by myself smokin' a J with 50 elves We're in the big time now - Dazed and Confused 01:02 We're in the big time now Watch them fly - Dazed and Confused 00:20 Watch them fly What's going on - Dazed and Confused 00:37 What's going on You'd better get your priorities straight - Dazed and Confused 00:35 You'd better get your priorities straight What a dumbshit - Dazed and Confused 00:13 What a dumbshit Have you ever thought about why we play football - Dazed and Confused 00:25 Have you ever thought about why we play football Neo McCarthyism I like that That's good Tony - Dazed and Confused 00:09 Neo McCarthyism I like that That's good Tony Fixin' to be a lot better - Dazed and Confused 00:12 Fixin' to be a lot better What's that supposed to mean Take it easy on him - Dazed and Confused 00:11 What's that supposed to mean Take it easy on him You little freshman piggies - Dazed and Confused 00:17 You little freshman piggies We're lookin' for you pal - Dazed and Confused 00:17 We're lookin' for you pal Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods - Dazed and Confused 00:18 Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods What are you smiling at - Dazed and Confused 00:22 What are you smiling at Will you marry me - Dazed and Confused 00:21 Will you marry me There's always one senior who has to be the bad ass - Dazed and Confused 00:06 There's always one senior who has to be the bad ass Nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of beer - Dazed and Confused 00:15 Nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of... Have you seen Jodi around - Dazed and Confused 00:10 Have you seen Jodi around I was getting there - Dazed and Confused 00:21 I was getting there Don't air raid for that bitch It's like that Clint fucker - Dazed and Confused 00:08 Don't air raid for that bitch It's like that Clint fucker Hey you guys know what that song is about - Dazed and Confused 00:27 Hey you guys know what that song is about What are you bitching about - Dazed and Confused 00:16 What are you bitching about They really sold it to you Of course Cool - Dazed and Confused 00:11 They really sold it to you Of course Cool Whatever you like - Dazed and Confused 00:13 Whatever you like I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope - Dazed and Confused 00:13 I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope There's gonna be a big party tonight - Dazed and Confused 00:22 There's gonna be a big party tonight Shotgun - Dazed and Confused 00:07 Shotgun Lick me all of you - Dazed and Confused 00:09 Lick me all of you Gilligan's Island - Dazed and Confused 00:52 Gilligan's Island Guess that makes you Deep Throat - Dazed and Confused 00:17 Guess that makes you Deep Throat Aerosmith 3 weeks front row seats Alright I won't forget - Dazed and Confused 00:15 Aerosmith 3 weeks front row seats Alright I won't forget What did she say - Dazed and Confused 00:44 What did she say He was asking if you get high - Dazed and Confused 00:20 He was asking if you get high You can't give a build up like that and not deliver - Dazed and Confused 00:30 You can't give a build up like that and not deliver Have you been drinking - Dazed and Confused 00:08 Have you been drinking You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us - Dazed and Confused 00:11 You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now... You're an asshole - Dazed and Confused 00:07 You're an asshole
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Cast

Michelle - Milla Jovovich
Pickford - Shawn Andrews
Slater - Rory Cochrane