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Ray Summers:
Okay, George. Five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One: we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two: we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three: we will lie, cheat, steal or murder in order to get that thing... why am I sugarcoating this, you're a big girl... in order to fuck you. Four: we freely admit the numbers one, two, three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it: you can't live without us
Okay, George. Five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One: we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two: we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three: we will lie, cheat, steal or murder in order to get that thing... why am I sugarcoating this, you're a big girl... in order to fuck you. Four: we freely admit the numbers one, two, three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it: you can't live without us
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OKAY GEORGE
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FIVE REASONS MEN ARE SCUM
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AND WOMEN LET US GET AWAY WITH IT
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ONE WE ONLY WANT ONE THING NO EXCEPTIONS
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TWO WE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
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BEFORE WE CAN HAVE THAT THING
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AND THEN FALL BACK OUT ONCE WE'VE HAD IT
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WHEREAS WOMEN CONVERSELY
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FALL IN LOVE AFTERWARDS
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THREE WE WILL LIE CHEAT STEAL OR MURDER
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IN ORDER TO GET THAT THING
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WHY AM I SUGAR COATING THIS YOU'RE A BIG GIRL
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IN ORDER TO FUCK YOU
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FOUR WE FREELY ADMIT TO NUMBERS ONE THROUGH THREE
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AND WOMEN DON'T CARE
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AND THE NUMBER FIVE REASON WHY MEN ARE SCUM
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AND WOMEN LET US GET AWAY WITH IT
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YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US
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Movie Summary
After being hit on the head by a toilet seat fell from Mir space station, a young temp clerk becomes a grim reaper in death.
