You're not even British!
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Matt:
[after he gets caught singing a show tune by Cooper]
Oh fuck me! Cooper:
What were you just doing? Matt:
What? Nothing! Cooper:
Oh no, don't tell me nothing, you were just singing a show tune! Matt:
You're crazy, I'd never do that. Cooper:
You can't be suicidal if you're singing show tunes! Matt:
I am suicidal. Cooper:
You're not even depressed! Matt:
Of course I'm depressed, look at me. [hunches over] Matt:
I'm very fucking depressed. Cooper:
You fucking poser! Matt:
[loses his accent]
Hey man, I'm not a fucking... Cooper:
You're not even British!
[after he gets caught singing a show tune by Cooper]
Oh fuck me! Cooper:
What were you just doing? Matt:
What? Nothing! Cooper:
Oh no, don't tell me nothing, you were just singing a show tune! Matt:
You're crazy, I'd never do that. Cooper:
You can't be suicidal if you're singing show tunes! Matt:
I am suicidal. Cooper:
You're not even depressed! Matt:
Of course I'm depressed, look at me. [hunches over] Matt:
I'm very fucking depressed. Cooper:
You fucking poser! Matt:
[loses his accent]
Hey man, I'm not a fucking... Cooper:
You're not even British!
Full Transcript
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Oh come on Josh Who cares
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That's so fucking stupid Are you an idiot
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No Shh
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Look I understand
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Maybe you were on the wrong track Josh
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but it's ok because now you can figure out
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what you're really supposed to do
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What Become a total failure
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No No
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You know
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I should be the one up there
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My father's right I'm a fuckup
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I'm a total fuckup
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You're on this little holiday in fuckupland
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but I live here permanently
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Josh I messed up
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I messed everything up
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You just did the right thing and that took guts
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More guts than I have
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You're my best friend
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Movie Summary
Two college roommates go out and party, resulting in bad grades. They learn of the clause that says, "If your roommate dies, you get an A," and decide to find someone who is on the verge, so to speak, to move in with them.
Actors
Matt
Cooper
