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Field Marshal Von Kluck:
It is customary in zese situations for ze developer of ze plan to describe it. Rigby Reardon:
I beg your pardon. It's also customary for the private eye to tell how he figured it out. Field Marshal Von Kluck:
No, it is my right! We were able to dupe Dr. Forrest by posing as a humanitarian organization who planned to wipe out hunger, by ageing cheese faster. Rigby Reardon:
But when your father finally saw what they were doing, he... Field Marshal Von Kluck:
He started to assemble lists of our agents... Rigby Reardon:
And seemed about to go to the FBI... Field Marshal Von Kluck:
So we were obliged to kidnap him, drug him and bring him... Rigby Reardon:
Here! First faking his death so there'd be no investigation... Field Marshal Von Kluck:
But vile testing ze mold on a small island nearby... Rigby Reardon:
The cruise ship "Immer Essen" passed by. Some of the passengers saw the tiny island dissolve... Field Marshal Von Kluck:
Zey were zerfore labeled "enemies" because of what zey haf seen. We had Walter Neff cancel all further tours and our... Field Marshal Von Kluck, Rigby Reardon:
Friends systematically began to eliminate everyone who was on that cruise ship! Field Marshal Von Kluck:
Schweinhund! Rigby Reardon:
Jerk!
It is customary in zese situations for ze developer of ze plan to describe it. Rigby Reardon:
I beg your pardon. It's also customary for the private eye to tell how he figured it out. Field Marshal Von Kluck:
No, it is my right! We were able to dupe Dr. Forrest by posing as a humanitarian organization who planned to wipe out hunger, by ageing cheese faster. Rigby Reardon:
But when your father finally saw what they were doing, he... Field Marshal Von Kluck:
He started to assemble lists of our agents... Rigby Reardon:
And seemed about to go to the FBI... Field Marshal Von Kluck:
So we were obliged to kidnap him, drug him and bring him... Rigby Reardon:
Here! First faking his death so there'd be no investigation... Field Marshal Von Kluck:
But vile testing ze mold on a small island nearby... Rigby Reardon:
The cruise ship "Immer Essen" passed by. Some of the passengers saw the tiny island dissolve... Field Marshal Von Kluck:
Zey were zerfore labeled "enemies" because of what zey haf seen. We had Walter Neff cancel all further tours and our... Field Marshal Von Kluck, Rigby Reardon:
Friends systematically began to eliminate everyone who was on that cruise ship! Field Marshal Von Kluck:
Schweinhund! Rigby Reardon:
Jerk!
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It is customary in these situations for the developer of the plan to describe it
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I beg your pardon It's customary for the private eye to tell how he figured it out
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No it is my right
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We were able to dupe Dr Forrest by posing as a humanitarian organisation
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who planned to wipe out hunger by ageing cheese faster
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When he saw what they were doing He assembled lists of our agents
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And seemed about to go to the FBI We had to drug him and bring him
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Here faking his death so there'd be no investigation
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But while testing the mould on a small island nearby
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Movie Summary
Film noir parody with a detective uncovering a sinister plot. Characters from real noirs appear as scenes from various films are intercut.
Actors
Rigby Reardon
