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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Mr. Altfeld? Totally housebroken. His name is Ramon. He's yours

Mr. Altfeld? Totally housebroken. His name is Ramon. He's yours

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Mr. Altfeld?
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Totally housebroken.
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His name is Ramon.
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He's yours.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
95
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:30
Uploaded
Jan 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, mystery
Production
Universal Pictures,Aspen Film Society

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Movie Summary

Film noir parody with a detective uncovering a sinister plot. Characters from real noirs appear as scenes from various films are intercut.
Don't go near my daughter Don't try to see her Don't write and don't phone - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:10
Don't go near my daughter Don't try to see her...
And I brought you a puppy something you never had as a boy - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:33
And I brought you a puppy something you never had as a boy
You can make me pick up dog dirt, - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:07
You can make me pick up dog dirt,
You want a puppy I'd love a dog - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:11
You want a puppy I'd love a dog
Want a puppy? - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:11
Want a puppy?
What's he payin' you boys I'll double it and we'll beat the shit outta him - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:06
What's he payin' you boys I'll double it and...
Rigby? - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:13
Rigby?
Juliet - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:13
Juliet
I decided to get the information myself. - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:13
I decided to get the information myself.
Do I look like a dame Not as much as I do - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:05
Do I look like a dame Not as much as I do
Neff's favourite hunting ground was Jerry's Market on Melrose - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:29
Neff's favourite hunting ground was Jerry's Market...
I wanted to knock him out fast. - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:10
I wanted to knock him out fast.
Sorry, Walter. That's as far as I go on a first date. - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:06
Sorry, Walter. That's as far as I go on a first date.
What do you think - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:06
What do you think
The paper said you were hit in the head by a flying wrench in the machine shop - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:18
The paper said you were hit in the head by a flying wrench...
The guard looks suspicious Act like I'm your ma - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:26
The guard looks suspicious Act like I'm your ma
How you doing, partner? - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:10
How you doing, partner?
Her lips were warm and my arm wasn't the only thing that was throbbing - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:28
Her lips were warm and my arm wasn't the only thing...
Or was she a member of the Carlotta conspiracy and had set me up - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:33
Or was she a member of the Carlotta conspiracy and had set...
All dames are alike - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:30
All dames are alike