Neff's favorite hunting ground was Jerry's Market on Melrose. I spotted him right away and...
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[Reardon has dressed up as a blonde woman and gone to a grocery store to find Neff, who allegedly hunts for blondes there every Thursday]
Rigby Reardon:
[voice-over]
Neff's favorite hunting ground was Jerry's Market on Melrose. I spotted him right away and sidled down the aisle opposite him. I was wearing a special perfume called Fondle Me. Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother-in-law. He was a lady's man, all right. He made me feel beautiful, alive. He asked me up to his place, and I didn't play hard to get.
[Cut to archive footage of Fred MacMurray passionately kissing a blonde]
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Neff's favourite hunting ground was Jerry's Market on Melrose
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I spotted him right away and sidled down the aisle opposite him
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I was wearing a special perfume called Fondle Me
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Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother in law
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He was a ladies' man all right He made me feel beautiful alive
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He asked me up to his place and I didn't play hard to get
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 268
Timestamp in movie: 00h 52m 47s
Uploaded: 05 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, mystery
Summary: Film noir parody with a detective uncovering a sinister plot. Characters from real noirs appear as scenes from various films are intercut.
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