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Because I can say, "I'd likea ham bagel", or I can say, "I'm dying of throat cancer",and...

Because I can say, "I'd like
a ham bagel", or I can say, "I'm dying of throat cancer",
and it's exactly the same

Full Transcript

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Because I can say, "I'd like a ham bagel", or I can say,
00:00:03.639 --> 00:00:06.012
"I'm dying of throat cancer", and it's exactly the same.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:33
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, fantasy

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Movie Summary

Centres on three mates whose world revolves around their obsession for the fictional MMORPG Kingdom Scrolls, splitting between their real and virtual lives, and how they cross over.
S01 • E05 This, young Paduwan, is the future of fucking. - Dead Pixels 00:04
This, young Paduwan, is the future of fucking.
S01 • E02 The days and the weeks and the months spent in the trenches, after all of those whoo girls, - Dead Pixels 00:16
The days and the weeks and the months spent in the trenches,...
S01 • E04 Well, you basically seem fine, so I shan't pry. - Dead Pixels 00:05
Well, you basically seem fine, so I shan't pry.
S01 • E06 You knew that when you married me, so it's a little bit late to be getting all bleurgh! - Dead Pixels 00:05
You knew that when you married me, so it's a little bit...
S01 • E04 [USMAN] Better leave for work. Might need a cheeky Red Bull before I clock on, - Dead Pixels 00:10
[USMAN] Better leave for work. Might need a cheeky Red Bull ...
S01 • E06 Well, Greta, dearest, it might behove you to keep your knickers on for a change! - Dead Pixels 00:05
Well, Greta, dearest, it might behove you to keep your knick...
S01 • E03 The system is coercing me into marrying someone - Dead Pixels 00:07
The system is coercing me into marrying someone
S01 • E01 Oh, my God. If you sheath your weapon and unsheathe it again, it looks like wanking. - Dead Pixels 00:05
Oh, my God. If you sheath your weapon and unsheathe it again...
S01 • E05 But give it five years, seriously, - Dead Pixels 00:06
But give it five years, seriously,
S01 • E03 [MEG] Ergh. Yeah, Alison. Huerrr. - Dead Pixels 00:04
[MEG] Ergh. Yeah, Alison. Huerrr.
S01 • E06 I am a lord, actually! I'm the Lord of Grey Vale, - Dead Pixels 00:07
I am a lord, actually! I'm the Lord of Grey Vale,
S01 • E03 [RETCHING CONTINUES] - Dead Pixels 00:05
[RETCHING CONTINUES]
S01 • E01 Oh, brother, another genius who discovers wanking hands - Dead Pixels 00:05
Oh, brother, another genius who discovers wanking hands
S01 • E05 And then you sync that up to some 4K VR porn with a pair of haptic gloves - Dead Pixels 00:08
And then you sync that up to some 4K VR porn with a pair of ...
S01 • E02 Well, I say no more! Now, are you with me - Dead Pixels 00:08
Well, I say no more! Now, are you with me
S01 • E06 I never should've married you! What was I thinking? I don't need a man! - Dead Pixels 00:05
I never should've married you! What was I thinking? I d...
S01 • E03 Hello? Can anyone hear me? Meg? - Dead Pixels 00:04
Hello? Can anyone hear me? Meg?
S01 • E06 I am a strong, independent hunchback! - Dead Pixels 00:05
I am a strong, independent hunchback!
S01 • E01 We just tend to take a very dim view on it as a community. - Dead Pixels 00:06
We just tend to take a very dim view on it as a community.
S01 • E05 No-one will ever have to touch anyone ever again. - Dead Pixels 00:05
No-one will ever have to touch anyone ever again.