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Dude, I don't want to teach you how to suck eggs, but whatever you do, do not fuck him
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Dude, I don't want to teach you howto suck eggs, but whatever you do,do not fuck him

Dude, I don't want to teach you how
to suck eggs, but whatever you do,
do not fuck him

Full Transcript

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Dude, I don't want to teach you how to suck eggs, but whatever you do, do not fuck him.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:12
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, fantasy

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Movie Summary

Centres on three mates whose world revolves around their obsession for the fictional MMORPG Kingdom Scrolls, splitting between their real and virtual lives, and how they cross over.
S01 • E05 He ended up cooking dinner for the whole family. - Dead Pixels 00:12
He ended up cooking dinner for the whole family.
S01 • E06 [SIGHS] - Dead Pixels 00:07
[SIGHS]
S01 • E04 - It's not flushing. - Check the cistern. - Dead Pixels 00:05
- It's not flushing. - Check the cistern.
S01 • E02 In fact, you should film yourself not fucking him, just in case. - Dead Pixels 00:04
In fact, you should film yourself not fucking him, just in c...
S01 • E03 - Ha! - Dead Pixels 00:15
- Ha!
S01 • E04 [USMAN] Everyone, as you can see, we've had to illuminate - Dead Pixels 00:13
[USMAN] Everyone, as you can see, we've had to illumina...
S01 • E05 Meanwhile, I'm downstairs crafting eternity crystals. - Dead Pixels 00:07
Meanwhile, I'm downstairs crafting eternity crystals.
S01 • E02 [SHOWER CURTAIN CLOSES] - Dead Pixels 00:05
[SHOWER CURTAIN CLOSES]
S01 • E05 Son, it's your dad. - Dead Pixels 00:04
Son, it's your dad.
S01 • E01 [KETTLE BURBLES] - Dead Pixels 00:05
[KETTLE BURBLES]
S01 • E04 So take the turd and mash it up. - With what? - Dead Pixels 00:06
So take the turd and mash it up. - With what?
S01 • E02 My Mum Died Yesterday is in my shower! - Dead Pixels 00:05
My Mum Died Yesterday is in my shower!
S01 • E05 [SIGHS] Sorry, Usman. Excuse me one second. - Dead Pixels 00:04
[SIGHS] Sorry, Usman. Excuse me one second.
S01 • E02 [USMAN] He's already nude? What is it with you Europeans? - Dead Pixels 00:04
[USMAN] He's already nude? What is it with you European...
S01 • E03 Ooh! I might throw some gold at this dancing gentleman from Mexico. - Dead Pixels 00:05
Ooh! I might throw some gold at this dancing gentleman from ...
S01 • E05 I just need to go murder my father. Again. - Dead Pixels 00:04
I just need to go murder my father. Again.
S01 • E04 [KNOCKING] Nicky? Nicky! - Dead Pixels 00:12
[KNOCKING] Nicky? Nicky!
S01 • E05 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] - Dead Pixels 00:09
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
S01 • E02 He hasn't got a towel. What if he comes out of the shower and it's all steamy - Dead Pixels 00:07
He hasn't got a towel. What if he comes out of the show...
S01 • E03 - I will. [USMAN] Cute. - Dead Pixels 00:08
- I will. [USMAN] Cute.