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My banjo string is basicallyround my ankles. My foreskin lookslike a battered piece of...

My banjo string is basically
round my ankles. My foreskin looks
like a battered piece of calamari!

Full Transcript

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My banjo string is basically round my ankles.
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My foreskin looks like a battered
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piece of calamari!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:08
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, fantasy

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Movie Summary

Centres on three mates whose world revolves around their obsession for the fictional MMORPG Kingdom Scrolls, splitting between their real and virtual lives, and how they cross over.
S01 • E04 Off to work, wage slaves. Enjoy your hamster wheels. - Dead Pixels 00:04
Off to work, wage slaves. Enjoy your hamster wheels.
S01 • E06 Can we not deconstruct the outfits, please? - Dead Pixels 00:05
Can we not deconstruct the outfits, please?
S01 • E03 Would it make things weird if I bought a frying pan? - Dead Pixels 00:04
Would it make things weird if I bought a frying pan?
S01 • E01 [MEG] I'm not taking him there! Nicky, I want this guy to stomp me. - Dead Pixels 00:07
[MEG] I'm not taking him there! Nicky, I want this guy ...
S01 • E03 [NICKY] Oh, yeah! Alison, - Dead Pixels 00:05
[NICKY] Oh, yeah! Alison,
S01 • E04 Enjoy the sound of confused Spanish boys mauling at their scrawny genitals. - Dead Pixels 00:05
Enjoy the sound of confused Spanish boys mauling at their sc...
S01 • E05 Yeah. Plus it's Valentine's Day, - Dead Pixels 00:06
Yeah. Plus it's Valentine's Day,
S01 • E04 Do you know what, Nicky? If they want to jerk, then I say, let them jerk. - Dead Pixels 00:05
Do you know what, Nicky? If they want to jerk, then I say, l...
S01 • E06 Er, flapjacks - 1kg, - Dead Pixels 00:10
Er, flapjacks - 1kg,
S01 • E05 [RHYTHMIC BONKING QUICKENS] - Dead Pixels 00:09
[RHYTHMIC BONKING QUICKENS]
S01 • E01 [NICKY] Shit! - Dead Pixels 00:05
[NICKY] Shit!
S01 • E03 OK, to be honest with you both, it's quite an odd comparison, - Dead Pixels 00:06
OK, to be honest with you both, it's quite an odd compa...
S01 • E02 They cast Vince Vaughn in the role of Tanadaal in the Kingdom Scrolls movie. - Dead Pixels 00:06
They cast Vince Vaughn in the role of Tanadaal in the Kingdo...
S01 • E06 Also, they were selling off bottles of Weetabix drink for 5p in Food Cutter - Dead Pixels 00:08
Also, they were selling off bottles of Weetabix drink for 5p...
S01 • E03 Now, the classic series arc for a pair of "characters" like us - Dead Pixels 00:07
Now, the classic series arc for a pair of "characters&q...
S01 • E05 - Maybe we could head out into the heath? - [RUSSELL] OK, sure. - Dead Pixels 00:06
- Maybe we could head out into the heath? - [RUSSELL] OK, su...
S01 • E04 No, it's nothing. We've just had a couple of comments. - Dead Pixels 00:04
No, it's nothing. We've just had a couple of comme...
S01 • E01 The meat lump on a swivel chair. This is absolutely intolerable. - Dead Pixels 00:04
The meat lump on a swivel chair. This is absolutely intolera...
S01 • E06 Oh, my God! What else have you got down there? - Dead Pixels 00:04
Oh, my God! What else have you got down there?
S01 • E01 Just pull the curtain then. - I can't, he'll see. - Dead Pixels 00:06
Just pull the curtain then. - I can't, he'll see.