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The next time you get a weepie on rum
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The next timeyou get a weepie on rum and you say to me, "Alison,why do you always have a...

The next time
you get a weepie on rum and you say to me, "Alison,
why do you always have a boyfriend?" I'm going to say, "Because
I don't turn into a chair every time
they come into a room." Forget Russell!

Full Transcript

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The next time you get a weepie on rum
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and you say to me, "Alison, why do you always have a boyfriend?"
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I'm going to say, "Because I don't turn into a chair every time they come into a room."
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Forget Russell!
Duration
12 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:47
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, fantasy

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Movie Summary

Centres on three mates whose world revolves around their obsession for the fictional MMORPG Kingdom Scrolls, splitting between their real and virtual lives, and how they cross over.
S01 • E01 What, like an American woman in an American film, like Meg Ryan - Dead Pixels 00:07
What, like an American woman in an American film, like Meg R...
S01 • E05 I can't stop jerking off, - Dead Pixels 00:07
I can't stop jerking off,
S01 • E01 I'm hitting the bogs, because I'm in the mood - Dead Pixels 00:05
I'm hitting the bogs, because I'm in the mood
S01 • E06 Hello, - Dead Pixels 00:06
Hello,
S01 • E04 Ooh, you and her. Flexible Briony. - Dead Pixels 00:04
Ooh, you and her. Flexible Briony.
S01 • E03 Let's all just forget about Russell. - Dead Pixels 00:04
Let's all just forget about Russell.
S01 • E02 So here's to the algorithm! Long may he reign! - Dead Pixels 00:05
So here's to the algorithm! Long may he reign!
S01 • E04 You can't even touch your fucking toes. - Dead Pixels 00:04
You can't even touch your fucking toes.
S01 • E06 Pleasure to make your acquaintance at long last, Morwick the Unwavering. - Dead Pixels 00:05
Pleasure to make your acquaintance at long last, Morwick the...
S01 • E05 No sperm, not any more, not for days. - Dead Pixels 00:04
No sperm, not any more, not for days.
S01 • E04 She's right. I've got some crafting writs to complete anyway, so... - Dead Pixels 00:06
She's right. I've got some crafting writs to compl...
S01 • E01 Maybe I could take him up to the top of Greycloud, - Dead Pixels 00:06
Maybe I could take him up to the top of Greycloud,
S01 • E02 I found a publicity shot of him in a western from 2000. - Dead Pixels 00:05
I found a publicity shot of him in a western from 2000.
S01 • E05 My banjo string is basically round my ankles. - Dead Pixels 00:06
My banjo string is basically round my ankles.
S01 • E06 Can we not deconstruct the outfits, please? - Dead Pixels 00:05
Can we not deconstruct the outfits, please?
S01 • E04 Off to work, wage slaves. Enjoy your hamster wheels. - Dead Pixels 00:04
Off to work, wage slaves. Enjoy your hamster wheels.
S01 • E03 Would it make things weird if I bought a frying pan? - Dead Pixels 00:04
Would it make things weird if I bought a frying pan?
S01 • E01 [MEG] I'm not taking him there! Nicky, I want this guy to stomp me. - Dead Pixels 00:07
[MEG] I'm not taking him there! Nicky, I want this guy ...
S01 • E03 [NICKY] Oh, yeah! Alison, - Dead Pixels 00:05
[NICKY] Oh, yeah! Alison,
S01 • E04 Enjoy the sound of confused Spanish boys mauling at their scrawny genitals. - Dead Pixels 00:05
Enjoy the sound of confused Spanish boys mauling at their sc...