They're so different from us. And all because we don't live under water
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[first lines] Elliot, Age 9:
You've heard about sex... Beverly, Age 9:
Sure I have. Elliot, Age 9:
Well I've discovered why sex is. Beverly, Age 9:
You have? Fantastic. Raffaella:
It's because humans don't live under water. Beverly, Age 9:
I don't get it. Elliot, Age 9:
Well, fish don't need sex because they just lay the eggs and fertilize them in the water. Humans can't do that because they don't live in the water. They have to - internalize the water. Therefore we have sex. Beverly, Age 9:
So you mean humans would have sex if they lived in the water? Elliot, Age 9:
Well they'd have a kind of sex. The kind where you wouldn't have to touch each other. Beverly, Age 9:
I like that idea. Have you heard of scuba diving? It's just new. Elliot, Age 9:
Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Beverly, Age 9:
Exactly. Elliot, Age 9:
[noticing girl on porch]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Beverly, Age 9:
Yeah, you ask her. Elliot, Age 9:
Raffaella, will you have sex with us in our bathtub? It's an experiment. Raffaella:
Are you kidding? Fuck off you freaks. I'm telling my father you talk dirty. Besides, I know for a fact you don't even know what fuck is. [retreats into her house] Elliot, Age 9:
[walking away]
They're so different from us. And all because we don't live under water
You've heard about sex... Beverly, Age 9:
Sure I have. Elliot, Age 9:
Well I've discovered why sex is. Beverly, Age 9:
You have? Fantastic. Raffaella:
It's because humans don't live under water. Beverly, Age 9:
I don't get it. Elliot, Age 9:
Well, fish don't need sex because they just lay the eggs and fertilize them in the water. Humans can't do that because they don't live in the water. They have to - internalize the water. Therefore we have sex. Beverly, Age 9:
So you mean humans would have sex if they lived in the water? Elliot, Age 9:
Well they'd have a kind of sex. The kind where you wouldn't have to touch each other. Beverly, Age 9:
I like that idea. Have you heard of scuba diving? It's just new. Elliot, Age 9:
Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Beverly, Age 9:
Exactly. Elliot, Age 9:
[noticing girl on porch]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Beverly, Age 9:
Yeah, you ask her. Elliot, Age 9:
Raffaella, will you have sex with us in our bathtub? It's an experiment. Raffaella:
Are you kidding? Fuck off you freaks. I'm telling my father you talk dirty. Besides, I know for a fact you don't even know what fuck is. [retreats into her house] Elliot, Age 9:
[walking away]
They're so different from us. And all because we don't live under water
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Surely you've heard of inner beauty
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I've often thought there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies
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You know best spleen
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Most perfectly developed kidneys Why don't we have standards of beauty
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for the entire human body
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inside and out
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I have a feeling you do
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So I'll tell 'em to fuck off Pardon my French
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Don't tell them to fuck off I need the work This mini series is paying peanuts
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Movie Summary
Elliot, a successful gynecologist, works at the same practice as his identical twin, Beverly. Elliot is attracted to many of his patients and has affairs with them. When he inevitably loses interest, he will give the woman over to Beverly, the meeker of the two, without the woman knowing the difference. Beverly falls hard for one of the patients, Claire, but when she inadvertently deceives him, he slips into a state of madness.
