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After losing Vanessa (Morena Baccarin), the love of his life, 4th-wall breaking mercenary Wade Wilson aka Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) must assemble a team and protect a young, full-figured mutant Russell Collins aka Firefist (Julian Dennison) from Cable (Josh Brolin), a no-nonsense, dangerous cyborg from the future, and must also learn the most important lesson of all: to be part of a family again.

Director: David Leitch
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Ryan Reynolds
Production: Kinberg Genre, Maximum Effort
Year: 2018
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $324,591,735
Released: 18 May 2018
Awards: 6 wins & 51 nominations.


154 Clips & Quotes

Sorry I'm late - Deadpool 2 00:41 Sorry I'm late I use a device to slide through time - Deadpool 2 00:40 I use a device to slide through time Justin Bieber - Deadpool 2 00:22 Justin Bieber Who are you - Deadpool 2 00:12 Who are you Listen to the pain - Deadpool 2 00:44 Listen to the pain You killed Black Tom - Deadpool 2 00:16 You killed Black Tom The sun's getting real low - Deadpool 2 00:12 The sun's getting real low Can you see it - Deadpool 2 00:29 Can you see it Only best buddies execute pedophiles together - Deadpool 2 00:16 Only best buddies execute pedophiles together There's nothing I can't kill - Deadpool 2 00:35 There's nothing I can't kill I don't speak Cantonese - Deadpool 2 00:44 I don't speak Cantonese I know what you're thinking - Deadpool 2 00:58 I know what you're thinking I was born into war - Deadpool 2 01:11 I was born into war That's lazy writing - Deadpool 2 00:20 That's lazy writing I don't have one - Deadpool 2 00:26 I don't have one You know what we need to do - Deadpool 2 00:45 You know what we need to do They're headed into the tunnel - Deadpool 2 01:33 They're headed into the tunnel I loved her - Deadpool 2 00:21 I loved her I don't know much about this Cable fella - Deadpool 2 00:29 I don't know much about this Cable fella You're not a fuckin' hero - Deadpool 2 00:23 You're not a fuckin' hero We're X Men - Deadpool 2 00:21 We're X Men And promise me - Deadpool 2 00:46 And promise me Superhero landing comin' up - Deadpool 2 00:18 Superhero landing comin' up There we go - Deadpool 2 00:50 There we go Can you hear me - Deadpool 2 00:38 Can you hear me Kiss me like you miss me - Deadpool 2 01:18 Kiss me like you miss me I'm Black Tom Cassidy - Deadpool 2 00:15 I'm Black Tom Cassidy Sweetheart - Deadpool 2 00:26 Sweetheart I want to fill my soul - Deadpool 2 02:17 I want to fill my soul Why wouldn't you cover that up - Deadpool 2 01:52 Why wouldn't you cover that up You're my Tom Cruise - Deadpool 2 00:17 You're my Tom Cruise The name's Cable - Deadpool 2 00:47 The name's Cable The Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:55 The Juggernaut What do you say we go fuck some shit up - Deadpool 2 00:25 What do you say we go fuck some shit up According to the K bler Ross model - Deadpool 2 00:30 According to the K bler Ross model That fucking does it - Deadpool 2 00:24 That fucking does it Four or five moments - Deadpool 2 00:55 Four or five moments Motherfucker - Deadpool 2 00:20 Motherfucker The point is - Deadpool 2 00:58 The point is Superpowers - Deadpool 2 00:33 Superpowers You know what - Deadpool 2 00:39 You know what I hope the Academy is watching - Deadpool 2 00:13 I hope the Academy is watching I'm Zeitgeist - Deadpool 2 00:46 I'm Zeitgeist Good news and bad news - Deadpool 2 00:36 Good news and bad news Pick on someone your own size - Deadpool 2 00:24 Pick on someone your own size We find the biggest guy in here - Deadpool 2 00:52 We find the biggest guy in here Tell me they got that in slow motion - Deadpool 2 00:14 Tell me they got that in slow motion You know what  fine  stands for - Deadpool 2 00:13 You know what fine stands for Fuck Wolverine - Deadpool 2 00:37 Fuck Wolverine We have rules - Deadpool 2 00:33 We have rules Here we go - Deadpool 2 00:24 Here we go I'm gonna go make desert - Deadpool 2 00:32 I'm gonna go make desert What's your superpower - Deadpool 2 00:16 What's your superpower In every film - Deadpool 2 00:58 In every film Is that a fanny pack - Deadpool 2 00:22 Is that a fanny pack Do you wanna build a snowman - Deadpool 2 00:13 Do you wanna build a snowman What are you doing - Deadpool 2 00:44 What are you doing Sugar Bear - Deadpool 2 00:09 Sugar Bear What the fuck knuckles is this - Deadpool 2 00:48 What the fuck knuckles is this Hands off that kid - Deadpool 2 00:11 Hands off that kid Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy - Deadpool 2 00:16 Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see - Deadpool 2 00:16 Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see You've been here for three days - Deadpool 2 00:40 You've been here for three days Is this Heaven - Deadpool 2 00:10 Is this Heaven Whoever they are - Deadpool 2 01:41 Whoever they are Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be - Deadpool 2 00:18 Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be I shit my pants - Deadpool 2 00:15 I shit my pants That's okay - Deadpool 2 00:36 That's okay Gimme your best shot - Deadpool 2 00:14 Gimme your best shot Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals - Deadpool 2 00:17 Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals Superpower - Deadpool 2 00:09 Superpower Jesus Christ - Deadpool 2 01:00 Jesus Christ Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:16 Juggernaut I made mistakes - Deadpool 2 03:48 I made mistakes Take the wheel - Deadpool 2 00:10 Take the wheel It feels good to be a gangsta - Deadpool 2 00:13 It feels good to be a gangsta But you're - Deadpool 2 00:43 But you're What's Juggernaut got that I don't got - Deadpool 2 00:30 What's Juggernaut got that I don't got Why are you protecting the kid - Deadpool 2 00:26 Why are you protecting the kid You're about to get dick slapped - Deadpool 2 00:14 You're about to get dick slapped Do not go in there - Deadpool 2 00:11 Do not go in there I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass - Deadpool 2 00:24 I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up - Deadpool 2 00:15 We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up Label everything in the refrigerator - Deadpool 2 00:19 Label everything in the refrigerator Rules were meant to be broken - Deadpool 2 00:24 Rules were meant to be broken A whole bunch of functional idiots - Deadpool 2 00:47 A whole bunch of functional idiots I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring - Deadpool 2 00:16 I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring Black Black Widow - Deadpool 2 00:11 Black Black Widow I'll tell you why I'm here - Deadpool 2 00:53 I'll tell you why I'm here Where is he - Deadpool 2 00:44 Where is he What's your shtick - Deadpool 2 00:19 What's your shtick You're welcome - Deadpool 2 00:16 You're welcome You time sliding son of a bitch - Deadpool 2 01:38 You time sliding son of a bitch We're definitely naming our kid Cher - Deadpool 2 00:14 We're definitely naming our kid Cher Just walk away - Deadpool 2 00:51 Just walk away I want some more - Deadpool 2 00:10 I want some more Big CGI fight comin' up - Deadpool 2 00:12 Big CGI fight comin' up Is that you - Deadpool 2 01:09 Is that you Dubstep's for pussies - Deadpool 2 00:20 Dubstep's for pussies With this collar on - Deadpool 2 00:29 With this collar on I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader - Deadpool 2 00:27 I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader I'm retrieving something from my utility bag - Deadpool 2 00:36 I'm retrieving something from my utility bag That's the sun - Deadpool 2 00:29 That's the sun You remind me of my wife - Deadpool 2 00:33 You remind me of my wife Special Forces - Deadpool 2 02:17 Special Forces How do you know what I want - Deadpool 2 00:33 How do you know what I want I'm gonna rip you in half now - Deadpool 2 00:21 I'm gonna rip you in half now George Michael was right - Deadpool 2 00:23 George Michael was right Isn't that how it always works - Deadpool 2 00:49 Isn't that how it always works A splash of diabetes - Deadpool 2 01:16 A splash of diabetes That's just the most - Deadpool 2 00:27 That's just the most Come quietly - Deadpool 2 00:32 Come quietly Just fix it - Deadpool 2 01:06 Just fix it That's just lazy writing - Deadpool 2 00:40 That's just lazy writing Any power you wanna tell us about - Deadpool 2 00:49 Any power you wanna tell us about I was fighting a caped badass - Deadpool 2 00:35 I was fighting a caped badass Stay back or Justin Bieber dies - Deadpool 2 00:19 Stay back or Justin Bieber dies We need a code - Deadpool 2 00:20 We need a code Some kind of soldier - Deadpool 2 02:01 Some kind of soldier Do you see that beautiful bright light - Deadpool 2 00:24 Do you see that beautiful bright light Any powers you wanna tell us about - Deadpool 2 00:26 Any powers you wanna tell us about I loved her like an ocean loves water - Deadpool 2 00:18 I loved her like an ocean loves water You're X People - Deadpool 2 00:19 You're X People Promise me one thing - Deadpool 2 00:43 Promise me one thing I don't know how to thank you - Deadpool 2 00:43 I don't know how to thank you He's teamed up with the Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:52 He's teamed up with the Juggernaut Including the one inside your brain - Deadpool 2 00:28 Including the one inside your brain Can you speak up - Deadpool 2 00:23 Can you speak up One pinch of courage - Deadpool 2 01:16 One pinch of courage You can't stop him - Deadpool 2 00:15 You can't stop him As a former X Man - Deadpool 2 00:47 As a former X Man I want to become a contract killer - Deadpool 2 02:17 I want to become a contract killer From the future - Deadpool 2 00:47 From the future Just cleaning up the timelines - Deadpool 2 00:57 Just cleaning up the timelines Say fuck for me - Deadpool 2 00:18 Say fuck for me In  Cool Runnings - Deadpool 2 00:52 In Cool Runnings Doing the right thing is sometimes messy - Deadpool 2 00:33 Doing the right thing is sometimes messy You are not judge - Deadpool 2 00:30 You are not judge Pulse of society - Deadpool 2 00:43 Pulse of society I could be of great use - Deadpool 2 00:39 I could be of great use I'm gonna go make dessert - Deadpool 2 00:29 I'm gonna go make dessert Or there will be trouble - Deadpool 2 00:29 Or there will be trouble You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy - Deadpool 2 00:15 You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy I can't see him - Deadpool 2 00:39 I can't see him Or I'll take it to the Genius Bar - Deadpool 2 01:02 Or I'll take it to the Genius Bar Your souls are beyond redemption - Deadpool 2 01:06 Your souls are beyond redemption Family was always an F word to me - Deadpool 2 00:48 Family was always an F word to me Ever let our child be named Todd - Deadpool 2 00:48 Ever let our child be named Todd My name's Peter - Deadpool 2 01:41 My name's Peter It doesn't have to go this way - Deadpool 2 01:38 It doesn't have to go this way What was the first rule - Deadpool 2 00:19 What was the first rule Mission accomplished - Deadpool 2 00:11 Mission accomplished But we're X Force - Deadpool 2 00:48 But we're X Force I thought that was you - Deadpool 2 00:18 I thought that was you

Cast

Wade Wilson - Ryan Reynolds
Cable - Josh Brolin
Vanessa - Morena Baccarin
Firefist - Julian Dennison
Domino - Zazie Beetz
Weasel - T.J. Miller
Blind Al - Leslie Uggams
Dopinder - Karan Soni
Negasonic Teenage Warhead - Brianna Hildebrand
Black Tom - Jack Kesy
Headmaster - Eddie Marsan
Colossus - Stefan Kapicic
Head Orderly Frye - Nikolai Witschl
Sergei Valishnikov - Thayr Harris
Peter - Rob Delaney
Shatterstar - Lewis Tan
Zeitgeist - Bill Skarsgård
Bedlam - Terry Crews
Vanisher - Brad Pitt
Hong Kong Boss - Paul Wu
Luke - Redneck #1 - Alan Tudyk
Redneck #2 (as Dickie Greenleaf) - Matt Damon
Swat Captain (School) - Michasha Armstrong
Bus Driver - Joe Doserro
Cable's Wife - Hayley Sales
Cable's Daughter - Islie Hirvonen
Tree Trimmer #1 (as Jag Arneja) - Jagua Arneja
Tree Trimmer #2 - Gerry South
Prison Guard - Mike Dopud
Cereal Kid - Luke Roessler
Neighbour #1 - Andy Canete
Neighbour #2 - Tanis Dolman
Neighbour #3 - Eleanor Walker
Branding Boy - Hunter Dillon
Older Firefist - Sala Baker
News Reporter (Irene) - Sonia Sunger
News Cameraman - Paul Wernick
News Helicopter Pilot - Rhett Reese
Chinook Pilot - Abiola Uthman
Black Tom Gang Member - Tony Bailey
Priest - David Cook
Park Bench Couple - Alex Kliner
Park Bench Couple - Elaine Kliner
Ground Church Mutant - David Leitch
Vocalist on 'Tomorrow' (singing voice) - Alicia Morton
Fred Savage - Fred Savage
Child Protection Worker - Lisa Bunting
Riot Prisoner - Jordan Davis
Waving Prisoner - Miles Ellis
Mob Thug - Glenn Ennis
Civilian / Tourist - Jorg Everding
Prison Guard 96S - Lars Grant
Prison Guard - Ryan Handley
DMC Guard - Sam Hargrave
Prison Guard - Janvier Katabarwa
Business Passerby - Simon MacIntyre
Dead Orderly - Lionel Marye
Charles Xavier - James McAvoy
Quicksilver - Evan Peters
Cyclops - Tye Sheridan
Nightcrawler - Kodi Smit-McPhee
News Anchor - Andréa Vawda
Mutant Prisoner - Dan Zachary