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Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg... Read all

Director: David Leitch
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Ryan Reynolds
Production: N/A
Year: 2018
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $324,591,735
Released: 18 May 2018
Awards: 6 wins & 52 nominations

254 Clips

Go get him tiger - Deadpool 2 00:06
Go get him tiger
I want some more - Deadpool 2 00:06
I want some more
We're definitely naming our kid Cher - Deadpool 2 00:05
We're definitely naming our kid Cher
Well I guess we found something - Deadpool 2 00:05
Well I guess we found something
You time sliding son of a bitch - Deadpool 2 00:29
You time sliding son of a bitch
I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass - Deadpool 2 00:08
I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass
We're no longer accepting applications - Deadpool 2 00:08
We're no longer accepting applications
CABLE She always struggled - Deadpool 2 00:11
CABLE She always struggled
Oh mission accomplished - Deadpool 2 00:05
Oh mission accomplished
I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring - Deadpool 2 00:05
I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring
Whoo Do not go in there - Deadpool 2 00:05
Whoo Do not go in there
You're about to get dick slapped - Deadpool 2 00:03
You're about to get dick slapped
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta - Deadpool 2 00:05
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Why are you protecting the kid - Deadpool 2 00:10
Why are you protecting the kid
Fuck it - Deadpool 2 00:03
Fuck it
DEADPOOL A bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes - Deadpool 2 00:13
DEADPOOL A bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes
Russell Stay back Go home Wade - Deadpool 2 00:37
Russell Stay back Go home Wade
Showtime mama - Deadpool 2 00:03
Showtime mama
What's your superpower Cultural appropriation - Deadpool 2 00:05
What's your superpower Cultural appropriation
We should leave before Fuckernaut wakes up - Deadpool 2 00:06
We should leave before Fuckernaut wakes up
CABLE He even runs like a fucking pervert - Deadpool 2 00:07
CABLE He even runs like a fucking pervert
How something so small generates - Deadpool 2 00:28
How something so small generates
I'll tell you why I'm here - Deadpool 2 00:15
I'll tell you why I'm here
Zip it black Black Widow I'm flowing - Deadpool 2 00:04
Zip it black Black Widow I'm flowing
Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:09
Juggernaut
Lady Luck take the wheel - Deadpool 2 00:04
Lady Luck take the wheel
BOTH I only do over the pants mouth stuff - Deadpool 2 00:03
BOTH I only do over the pants mouth stuff
You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy - Deadpool 2 00:04
You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy
What's Juggernaut got that I don't have - Deadpool 2 00:11
What's Juggernaut got that I don't have
That's okay Let me see here - Deadpool 2 00:27
That's okay Let me see here
New plan Use all of your imaginary powers - Deadpool 2 00:36
New plan Use all of your imaginary powers
MAN Knock knock - Deadpool 2 00:04
MAN Knock knock
While we go get our fuck on - Deadpool 2 00:04
While we go get our fuck on
Give me your best shot One Eyed Willy - Deadpool 2 00:04
Give me your best shot One Eyed Willy
Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy - Deadpool 2 00:05
Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy
Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals - Deadpool 2 00:05
Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals
Sorry I'm late - Deadpool 2 00:34
Sorry I'm late
I'm gonna go make dessert - Deadpool 2 00:12
I'm gonna go make dessert
Just once I'm gonna find a planet of people - Deadpool 2 00:13
Just once I'm gonna find a planet of people
Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see - Deadpool 2 00:04
Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see
I could be of great use - Deadpool 2 00:13
I could be of great use
Four or five moments - Deadpool 2 00:29
Four or five moments
I'm Zeitgeist - Deadpool 2 00:19
I'm Zeitgeist
Woodpecker - Deadpool 2 00:15
Woodpecker
DEADPOOL Hands off that kid John Connor - Deadpool 2 00:04
DEADPOOL Hands off that kid John Connor
Go home Sugarbear Go home - Deadpool 2 00:04
Go home Sugarbear Go home
What are you doing - Deadpool 2 00:15
What are you doing
Wade Yukio - Deadpool 2 00:19
Wade Yukio
WADE In every film there's a moment - Deadpool 2 00:29
WADE In every film there's a moment
First he rides my coattails with the R rating - Deadpool 2 00:16
First he rides my coattails with the R rating
Hey Pick on someone your own size - Deadpool 2 00:11
Hey Pick on someone your own size
WADE Is that a fanny pack - Deadpool 2 00:06
WADE Is that a fanny pack
You know what fine stands for Wade - Deadpool 2 00:21
You know what fine stands for Wade
You're my Tom Cruise - Deadpool 2 00:06
You're my Tom Cruise
Oh shit That fucking does it - Deadpool 2 00:09
Oh shit That fucking does it
As a former X Man - Deadpool 2 00:29
As a former X Man
Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in here - Deadpool 2 00:26
Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in here
WADE Oh God I hope the Academy is watching - Deadpool 2 00:04
WADE Oh God I hope the Academy is watching
What do you say we go fuck some shit up - Deadpool 2 00:09
What do you say we go fuck some shit up
George Michael was right - Deadpool 2 00:09
George Michael was right
I want to fill my Pockets - Deadpool 2 00:35
I want to fill my Pockets
How do you know what I want - Deadpool 2 00:11
How do you know what I want
Why wouldn't you cover that up - Deadpool 2 00:34
Why wouldn't you cover that up
BLIND AL Sweetheart can you speak up - Deadpool 2 00:09
BLIND AL Sweetheart can you speak up
Meet Bedlam - Deadpool 2 00:18
Meet Bedlam
You're not a fucking hero - Deadpool 2 00:08
You're not a fucking hero
Look he's teamed up with the Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:21
Look he's teamed up with the Juggernaut
You get back to your family You tell 'em Wade says hi - Deadpool 2 00:15
You get back to your family You tell 'em Wade says hi
I'm gonna rip you in half now - Deadpool 2 00:06
I'm gonna rip you in half now
I don't know much about this Cable fella - Deadpool 2 00:07
I don't know much about this Cable fella
Black Tom Cassidy White Wade Wilson - Deadpool 2 00:05
Black Tom Cassidy White Wade Wilson
There's nothing I can't kill - Deadpool 2 00:31
There's nothing I can't kill
Isn't that how it always works - Deadpool 2 00:19
Isn't that how it always works
'Cause I know what you're thinking - Deadpool 2 00:23
'Cause I know what you're thinking
Fuck it - Deadpool 2 00:13
Fuck it
Is it just me or does - Deadpool 2 00:17
Is it just me or does
Can you see it - Deadpool 2 00:19
Can you see it
They're headed into the tunnel - Deadpool 2 00:34
They're headed into the tunnel
I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves water - Deadpool 2 00:07
I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves water
I said You remind me of my wife - Deadpool 2 00:07
I said You remind me of my wife
I'm retrieving something from my utility bag - Deadpool 2 00:11
I'm retrieving something from my utility bag
Listen to the pain - Deadpool 2 00:17
Listen to the pain
Stay back or Justin Bieber dies - Deadpool 2 00:08
Stay back or Justin Bieber dies
I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader - Deadpool 2 00:20
I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader
Dubstep's for pussies - Deadpool 2 00:07
Dubstep's for pussies
And last but not least - Deadpool 2 00:29
And last but not least
Hey big guy the sun's getting real low - Deadpool 2 00:05
Hey big guy the sun's getting real low
With this collar on - Deadpool 2 00:10
With this collar on
You killed Black Tom you racist son of a bitch - Deadpool 2 00:05
You killed Black Tom you racist son of a bitch
Who are you - Deadpool 2 00:05
Who are you
I use a device to slide through time - Deadpool 2 00:14
I use a device to slide through time
I thought that was you - Deadpool 2 00:21
I thought that was you
Big CGI fight comin' up - Deadpool 2 00:06
Big CGI fight comin' up
I want some more - Deadpool 2 00:13
I want some more
But we're X Force - Deadpool 2 00:50
But we're X Force
We're definitely naming our kid Cher - Deadpool 2 00:17
We're definitely naming our kid Cher
You time sliding son of a bitch - Deadpool 2 01:42
You time sliding son of a bitch
You're welcome - Deadpool 2 00:09
You're welcome
I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass - Deadpool 2 00:24
I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass
I'll take a cranberry grapefruit vodka - Deadpool 2 00:11
I'll take a cranberry grapefruit vodka
A bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes - Deadpool 2 00:23
A bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes
She always struggled - Deadpool 2 00:30
She always struggled
Mission accomplished - Deadpool 2 00:14
Mission accomplished
What's your shtick - Deadpool 2 00:22
What's your shtick
I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring - Deadpool 2 00:07
I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring
What was the first rule - Deadpool 2 00:23
What was the first rule
Label everything in the refrigerator - Deadpool 2 00:22
Label everything in the refrigerator
Do not go in there - Deadpool 2 00:05
Do not go in there
You're about to get dick slapped - Deadpool 2 00:05
You're about to get dick slapped
It feels good to be a gangsta - Deadpool 2 00:11
It feels good to be a gangsta
Why are you protecting the kid - Deadpool 2 00:16
Why are you protecting the kid
I won't even make it to one - Deadpool 2 01:29
I won't even make it to one
It doesn't have to go this way - Deadpool 2 01:40
It doesn't have to go this way
My name's Peter - Deadpool 2 01:43
My name's Peter
Rules were meant to be broken - Deadpool 2 00:25
Rules were meant to be broken
What's your superpower - Deadpool 2 00:20
What's your superpower
We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up - Deadpool 2 00:17
We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up
He even runs like a fucking pervert - Deadpool 2 00:27
He even runs like a fucking pervert
Ever let our child be named Todd - Deadpool 2 00:50
Ever let our child be named Todd
Family was always an F word to me - Deadpool 2 00:51
Family was always an F word to me
Your souls are beyond redemption - Deadpool 2 01:08
Your souls are beyond redemption
Or I'll take it to the Genius Bar - Deadpool 2 01:04
Or I'll take it to the Genius Bar
Black Black Widow - Deadpool 2 00:14
Black Black Widow
I made mistakes - Deadpool 2 03:49
I made mistakes
I should've worn the white pants - Deadpool 2 00:18
I should've worn the white pants
You gotta pump a baby in me first - Deadpool 2 00:15
You gotta pump a baby in me first
Whoever they are - Deadpool 2 01:04
Whoever they are
I can't see him - Deadpool 2 00:34
I can't see him
What's Juggernaut got that I don't got - Deadpool 2 00:33
What's Juggernaut got that I don't got
Gimme your best shot - Deadpool 2 00:06
Gimme your best shot
Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be - Deadpool 2 00:10
Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be
Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy - Deadpool 2 00:17
Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy
A whole bunch of functional idiots - Deadpool 2 00:52
A whole bunch of functional idiots
Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals - Deadpool 2 00:16
Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals
You've been here for three days - Deadpool 2 00:43
You've been here for three days
That's just the most - Deadpool 2 00:31
That's just the most
Or there will be trouble - Deadpool 2 00:31
Or there will be trouble
Kiss me like you miss me - Deadpool 2 01:14
Kiss me like you miss me
I shit my pants - Deadpool 2 00:18
I shit my pants
I'm gonna go make dessert - Deadpool 2 00:32
I'm gonna go make dessert
Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see - Deadpool 2 00:18
Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see
Tell me they got that in slow motion - Deadpool 2 00:17
Tell me they got that in slow motion
Doing the right thing is sometimes messy - Deadpool 2 00:37
Doing the right thing is sometimes messy
I could be of great use - Deadpool 2 00:26
I could be of great use
You are not judge - Deadpool 2 00:23
You are not judge
Pulse of society - Deadpool 2 00:48
Pulse of society
Four or five moments - Deadpool 2 00:55
Four or five moments
Do you wanna build a snowman - Deadpool 2 00:06
Do you wanna build a snowman
Hands off that kid - Deadpool 2 00:13
Hands off that kid
Say fuck for me - Deadpool 2 00:21
Say fuck for me
What are you doing - Deadpool 2 00:47
What are you doing
What the fuck knuckles is this - Deadpool 2 00:53
What the fuck knuckles is this
In  Cool Runnings - Deadpool 2 00:54
In Cool Runnings
Good news and bad news - Deadpool 2 00:37
Good news and bad news
Just cleaning up the timelines - Deadpool 2 00:28
Just cleaning up the timelines
You know what  fine  stands for - Deadpool 2 00:23
You know what fine stands for
Pick on someone your own size - Deadpool 2 00:13
Pick on someone your own size
Is that a fanny pack - Deadpool 2 00:18
Is that a fanny pack
That fucking does it - Deadpool 2 00:28
That fucking does it
From the future - Deadpool 2 00:47
From the future
The name's Cable - Deadpool 2 00:26
The name's Cable
You're my Tom Cruise - Deadpool 2 00:20
You're my Tom Cruise
As a former X Man - Deadpool 2 00:51
As a former X Man
One pinch of courage - Deadpool 2 00:36
One pinch of courage
A splash of diabetes - Deadpool 2 01:18
A splash of diabetes
You can't stop him - Deadpool 2 00:18
You can't stop him
What do you say we go fuck some shit up - Deadpool 2 00:29
What do you say we go fuck some shit up
We find the biggest guy in here - Deadpool 2 00:54
We find the biggest guy in here
I hope the Academy is watching - Deadpool 2 00:15
I hope the Academy is watching
I want to become a contract killer - Deadpool 2 02:17
I want to become a contract killer
I want to fill my soul - Deadpool 2 02:20
I want to fill my soul
How do you know what I want - Deadpool 2 00:35
How do you know what I want
Why wouldn't you cover that up - Deadpool 2 01:54
Why wouldn't you cover that up
Can you speak up - Deadpool 2 00:27
Can you speak up
Including the one inside your brain - Deadpool 2 00:30
Including the one inside your brain
He's teamed up with the Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:57
He's teamed up with the Juggernaut
I don't know how to thank you - Deadpool 2 00:46
I don't know how to thank you
I'm gonna rip you in half now - Deadpool 2 00:25
I'm gonna rip you in half now
Promise me one thing - Deadpool 2 00:45
Promise me one thing
I don't know much about this Cable fella - Deadpool 2 00:32
I don't know much about this Cable fella
I'm Black Tom Cassidy - Deadpool 2 00:18
I'm Black Tom Cassidy
There's nothing I can't kill - Deadpool 2 00:38
There's nothing I can't kill
Isn't that how it always works - Deadpool 2 00:52
Isn't that how it always works
I know what you're thinking - Deadpool 2 01:02
I know what you're thinking
You know what we need to do - Deadpool 2 00:39
You know what we need to do
I was born into war - Deadpool 2 01:13
I was born into war
Can you hear me - Deadpool 2 00:20
Can you hear me
Superhero landing comin' up - Deadpool 2 00:13
Superhero landing comin' up
Do you see that beautiful bright light - Deadpool 2 00:27
Do you see that beautiful bright light
Can you see it - Deadpool 2 00:30
Can you see it
You're X People - Deadpool 2 00:22
You're X People
They're headed into the tunnel - Deadpool 2 01:32
They're headed into the tunnel
Luck is not a superpower - Deadpool 2 01:35
Luck is not a superpower
I loved her like an ocean loves water - Deadpool 2 00:22
I loved her like an ocean loves water
Some kind of soldier - Deadpool 2 02:02
Some kind of soldier
I don't bargain - Deadpool 2 00:33
I don't bargain
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together - Deadpool 2 00:20
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together
You remind me of my wife - Deadpool 2 00:33
You remind me of my wife
Any powers you wanna tell us about - Deadpool 2 00:26
Any powers you wanna tell us about
I don't have one - Deadpool 2 00:28
I don't have one
We need a code - Deadpool 2 00:23
We need a code
I'm retrieving something from my utility bag - Deadpool 2 00:37
I'm retrieving something from my utility bag
Listen to the pain - Deadpool 2 00:49
Listen to the pain
Stay back or Justin Bieber dies - Deadpool 2 00:22
Stay back or Justin Bieber dies
I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader - Deadpool 2 00:31
I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader
Dubstep's for pussies - Deadpool 2 00:12
Dubstep's for pussies
Any power you wanna tell us about - Deadpool 2 00:48
Any power you wanna tell us about
The sun's getting real low - Deadpool 2 00:08
The sun's getting real low
With this collar on - Deadpool 2 00:31
With this collar on
You killed Black Tom - Deadpool 2 00:17
You killed Black Tom
That's just lazy writing - Deadpool 2 00:43
That's just lazy writing
I'll tell you why I'm here - Deadpool 2 00:53
I'll tell you why I'm here
You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy - Deadpool 2 00:15
You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy
George Michael was right - Deadpool 2 00:23
George Michael was right
According to the K bler Ross model - Deadpool 2 00:30
According to the K bler Ross model
That's lazy writing - Deadpool 2 00:20
That's lazy writing
I was fighting a caped badass - Deadpool 2 00:35
I was fighting a caped badass
I use a device to slide through time - Deadpool 2 00:40
I use a device to slide through time
Is that you - Deadpool 2 01:09
Is that you
Is this Heaven - Deadpool 2 00:10
Is this Heaven
In every film - Deadpool 2 00:58
In every film
I'm Zeitgeist - Deadpool 2 00:46
I'm Zeitgeist
I'm gonna go make desert - Deadpool 2 00:32
I'm gonna go make desert
I loved her - Deadpool 2 00:21
I loved her
I don't speak Cantonese - Deadpool 2 00:44
I don't speak Cantonese
You're not a fuckin' hero - Deadpool 2 00:23
You're not a fuckin' hero
You know what - Deadpool 2 00:39
You know what
Here we go - Deadpool 2 00:24
Here we go
Fuck Wolverine - Deadpool 2 00:37
Fuck Wolverine
Come quietly - Deadpool 2 00:32
Come quietly
But you're - Deadpool 2 00:43
But you're
And promise me - Deadpool 2 00:46
And promise me
Who are you - Deadpool 2 00:12
Who are you
Where is he - Deadpool 2 00:44
Where is he
We're X Men - Deadpool 2 00:21
We're X Men
We have rules - Deadpool 2 00:33
We have rules
There we go - Deadpool 2 00:50
There we go
The point is - Deadpool 2 00:58
The point is
The Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:55
The Juggernaut
That's the sun - Deadpool 2 00:29
That's the sun
That's okay - Deadpool 2 00:36
That's okay
Take the wheel - Deadpool 2 00:10
Take the wheel
Sweetheart - Deadpool 2 00:26
Sweetheart
Superpowers - Deadpool 2 00:33
Superpowers
Superpower - Deadpool 2 00:09
Superpower
Sugar Bear - Deadpool 2 00:09
Sugar Bear
Special Forces - Deadpool 2 02:17
Special Forces
Sorry I'm late - Deadpool 2 00:41
Sorry I'm late
Motherfucker - Deadpool 2 00:20
Motherfucker
Justin Bieber - Deadpool 2 00:22
Justin Bieber
Just walk away - Deadpool 2 00:51
Just walk away
Just fix it - Deadpool 2 01:06
Just fix it
Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:16
Juggernaut
Jesus Christ - Deadpool 2 01:00
Jesus Christ

Cast

Wade Wilson - Ryan Reynolds
Cable - Josh Brolin
Vanessa - Morena Baccarin
Firefist - Julian Dennison
Domino - Zazie Beetz
Weasel - T.J. Miller
Blind Al - Leslie Uggams
Dopinder - Karan Soni
Negasonic Teenage Warhead - Brianna Hildebrand
Black Tom - Jack Kesy
Headmaster - Eddie Marsan
Colossus - Stefan Kapicic
Head Orderly Frye - Nikolai Witschl
Sergei Valishnikov - Thayr Harris
Peter - Rob Delaney
Shatterstar - Lewis Tan
Zeitgeist - Bill Skarsgård
Bedlam - Terry Crews
Vanisher - Brad Pitt
Hong Kong Boss - Paul Wu
Luke - Redneck #1 - Alan Tudyk
Redneck #2 (as Dickie Greenleaf) - Matt Damon
Swat Captain (School) - Michasha Armstrong
Bus Driver - Joe Doserro
Cable's Wife - Hayley Sales
Cable's Daughter - Islie Hirvonen
Tree Trimmer #1 (as Jag Arneja) - Jagua Arneja
Tree Trimmer #2 - Gerry South
Prison Guard - Mike Dopud
Cereal Kid - Luke Roessler
Neighbour #1 - Andy Canete
Neighbour #2 - Tanis Dolman
Neighbour #3 - Eleanor Walker
Branding Boy - Hunter Dillon
Older Firefist - Sala Baker
News Reporter (Irene) - Sonia Sunger
News Cameraman - Paul Wernick
News Helicopter Pilot - Rhett Reese
Chinook Pilot - Abiola Uthman
Black Tom Gang Member - Tony Bailey
Priest - David Cook
Park Bench Couple - Alex Kliner
Park Bench Couple - Elaine Kliner
Ground Church Mutant - David Leitch
Vocalist on 'Tomorrow' (singing voice) - Alicia Morton
Fred Savage - Fred Savage
Child Protection Worker - Lisa Bunting
Riot Prisoner - Jordan Davis
Waving Prisoner - Miles Ellis
Mob Thug - Glenn Ennis
Civilian / Tourist - Jorg Everding
Prison Guard 96S - Lars Grant
Prison Guard - Ryan Handley
DMC Guard - Sam Hargrave
Prison Guard - Janvier Katabarwa
Business Passerby - Simon MacIntyre
Dead Orderly - Lionel Marye
Charles Xavier - James McAvoy
Quicksilver - Evan Peters
Cyclops - Tye Sheridan
Nightcrawler - Kodi Smit-McPhee
News Anchor - Andréa Vawda
Mutant Prisoner - Dan Zachary
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