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"Deadpool 2" quotes

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Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.

Director: David Leitch
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Ryan Reynolds
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2018
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $324,591,735
Released: 18 May 2018
Awards: 6 wins & 52 nominations

194 video clips

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But you're - Deadpool 2 00:43 But you're I'm gonna go make desert - Deadpool 2 00:32 I'm gonna go make desert I use a device to slide through time - Deadpool 2 00:40 I use a device to slide through time I was fighting a caped badass - Deadpool 2 00:35 I was fighting a caped badass According to the K bler Ross model - Deadpool 2 00:30 According to the K bler Ross model You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy - Deadpool 2 00:15 You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy Any powers you wanna tell us about - Deadpool 2 00:26 Any powers you wanna tell us about Some kind of soldier - Deadpool 2 02:02 Some kind of soldier You can't stop him - Deadpool 2 00:18 You can't stop him From the future - Deadpool 2 00:47 From the future My name's Peter - Deadpool 2 01:43 My name's Peter I'll take a cranberry grapefruit vodka - Deadpool 2 00:11 I'll take a cranberry grapefruit vodka I use a device to slide through time - Deadpool 2 00:14 I use a device to slide through time You killed Black Tom you racist son of a bitch - Deadpool 2 00:05 You killed Black Tom you racist son of a bitch With this collar on - Deadpool 2 00:10 With this collar on Hey big guy the sun's getting real low - Deadpool 2 00:05 Hey big guy the sun's getting real low Dubstep's for pussies - Deadpool 2 00:07 Dubstep's for pussies I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves water - Deadpool 2 00:07 I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves water Can you see it - Deadpool 2 00:19 Can you see it Isn't that how it always works - Deadpool 2 00:19 Isn't that how it always works Black Tom Cassidy White Wade Wilson - Deadpool 2 00:05 Black Tom Cassidy White Wade Wilson I don't know much about this Cable fella - Deadpool 2 00:07 I don't know much about this Cable fella You get back to your family You tell 'em Wade says hi - Deadpool 2 00:15 You get back to your family You tell 'em Wade says hi How do you know what I want - Deadpool 2 00:11 How do you know what I want What do you say we go fuck some shit up - Deadpool 2 00:09 What do you say we go fuck some shit up As a former X Man - Deadpool 2 00:29 As a former X Man Oh shit That fucking does it - Deadpool 2 00:09 Oh shit That fucking does it Hey Pick on someone your own size - Deadpool 2 00:11 Hey Pick on someone your own size Woodpecker - Deadpool 2 00:15 Woodpecker I could be of great use - Deadpool 2 00:13 I could be of great use Just once I'm gonna find a planet of people - Deadpool 2 00:13 Just once I'm gonna find a planet of people Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals - Deadpool 2 00:05 Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy - Deadpool 2 00:05 Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy Give me your best shot One Eyed Willy - Deadpool 2 00:04 Give me your best shot One Eyed Willy What's Juggernaut got that I don't have - Deadpool 2 00:11 What's Juggernaut got that I don't have You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy - Deadpool 2 00:04 You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy Zip it black Black Widow I'm flowing - Deadpool 2 00:04 Zip it black Black Widow I'm flowing How something so small generates - Deadpool 2 00:28 How something so small generates We should leave before Fuckernaut wakes up - Deadpool 2 00:06 We should leave before Fuckernaut wakes up What's your superpower Cultural appropriation - Deadpool 2 00:05 What's your superpower Cultural appropriation Damn it feels good to be a gangsta - Deadpool 2 00:05 Damn it feels good to be a gangsta You're about to get dick slapped - Deadpool 2 00:03 You're about to get dick slapped Whoo Do not go in there - Deadpool 2 00:05 Whoo Do not go in there I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring - Deadpool 2 00:05 I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring Oh mission accomplished - Deadpool 2 00:05 Oh mission accomplished I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass - Deadpool 2 00:08 I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass We're definitely naming our kid Cher - Deadpool 2 00:05 We're definitely naming our kid Cher I want some more - Deadpool 2 00:06 I want some more Go get him tiger - Deadpool 2 00:06 Go get him tiger What is it What's wrong - Deadpool 2 00:12 What is it What's wrong I was born into war - Deadpool 2 00:37 I was born into war Take them to the Ice Box - Deadpool 2 00:30 Take them to the Ice Box Promise you'll give me a chance - Deadpool 2 00:11 Promise you'll give me a chance And that's a twist - Deadpool 2 00:11 And that's a twist You are not judge - Deadpool 2 00:19 You are not judge You've been here for three days - Deadpool 2 00:37 You've been here for three days No superpowers at all - Deadpool 2 00:06 No superpowers at all You're welcome - Deadpool 2 00:07 You're welcome I thought that was you - Deadpool 2 00:35 I thought that was you Who are you - Deadpool 2 00:05 Who are you And last but not least - Deadpool 2 00:29 And last but not least I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader - Deadpool 2 00:20 I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader We need the code - Deadpool 2 00:11 We need the code Stay back or Justin Bieber dies - Deadpool 2 00:08 Stay back or Justin Bieber dies Relax - Deadpool 2 00:13 Relax Listen to the pain - Deadpool 2 00:21 Listen to the pain Only best buddies execute pedophiles together - Deadpool 2 00:04 Only best buddies execute pedophiles together I don't speak Cantonese Mister - Deadpool 2 00:19 I don't speak Cantonese Mister You remind me of my wife - Deadpool 2 00:11 You remind me of my wife Besides we're X Men - Deadpool 2 00:09 Besides we're X Men The whole team - Deadpool 2 01:10 The whole team Ls it just me or does - Deadpool 2 00:17 Ls it just me or does Fuck it - Deadpool 2 00:12 Fuck it You know what we need to do - Deadpool 2 00:21 You know what we need to do 'Cause I know what you're thinking - Deadpool 2 00:23 'Cause I know what you're thinking That's unfortunate - Deadpool 2 00:43 That's unfortunate I'm gonna rip you in half now - Deadpool 2 00:06 I'm gonna rip you in half now Look he's teamed up with the Juggernaut - Deadpool 2 00:21 Look he's teamed up with the Juggernaut I don't know how to thank you - Deadpool 2 00:20 I don't know how to thank you Meet Bedlam - Deadpool 2 00:25 Meet Bedlam George Michael was right - Deadpool 2 00:16 George Michael was right You're not a fucking hero - Deadpool 2 00:08 You're not a fucking hero Why would I rub your legs - Deadpool 2 01:11 Why would I rub your legs Sweetheart can you speak up - Deadpool 2 00:09 Sweetheart can you speak up What do you get - Deadpool 2 00:26 What do you get I want to fill my Pockets - Deadpool 2 01:05 I want to fill my Pockets Oh God I hope the Academy is watching - Deadpool 2 00:04 Oh God I hope the Academy is watching Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in here - Deadpool 2 00:26 Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in here Ls that a fanny pack - Deadpool 2 00:06 Ls that a fanny pack
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Cast

Wade Wilson - Ryan Reynolds
Cable - Josh Brolin
Vanessa - Morena Baccarin
Firefist - Julian Dennison
Domino - Zazie Beetz
All Cast