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A whole bunch of functional idiots
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Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole...

Deadpool 2 2018
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Deadpool:
Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman.
Weasel:
Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool:
You shut your goddamn trash mouth!

Transcript:

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Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people
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that are worse than me at everything.
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A whole bunch of functional idiots.
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I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman.
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Isn't that Canada?
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You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
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- Meet... - Domino.
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- What's your shtick? - I'm lucky.
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If you're so lucky, then what are you doing here with us?
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I don't know yet.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means that I don't know yet.
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But there's a reason why I'm here,
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and I'll know when I know.
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Everything usually works out for me.
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Luck isn't a superpower.
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- Yes, it is. - No, it isn't.
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- Yes, it is. - No, ma'am.
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- Mmm-hmm. - Mario No-pez.
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- Yeah. - Nacho cheese.
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No, it definitely is. I really...
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There's no way that it...
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Sorry, I was interrupting you.
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- Sorry. No, I interrupted you. - No, no, no. You can go first.
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Oh, I was just gonna say, "No, it isn't."
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I was gonna just bring it back to that yes, it is.
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Let's meet in the middle and say, "No, it isn't."
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- But it is. - Okay.

Clip duration: 52 seconds
Views: 869
Timestamp in movie: 00:55:20
Uploaded: 28 October, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg... Read all


Actors

Weasel - T.J. Miller