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Deadpool 2

And, hypothetically, find somefresh shit on your face

and, hypothetically, find some
fresh shit on your face

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and, hypothetically, find some fresh shit on your face.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
114
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:13
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
Do you go to a bathroom - Deadpool 2 00:04
Do you go to a bathroom
And rub it around on your beard a little bit - Deadpool 2 00:04
And rub it around on your beard a little bit
So what you would do, - Deadpool 2 00:05
So what you would do,
And you would scrub the fucking shit - Deadpool 2 00:05
And you would scrub the fucking shit
Oh, fuck it. - Deadpool 2 00:33
Oh, fuck it.
They're soft, they're moist. They're for babies. - Deadpool 2 00:04
They're soft, they're moist. They're for babi...
Finally, one more pass with toilet paper, - Deadpool 2 00:06
Finally, one more pass with toilet paper,
You are not judge jury or executionerFuck your rules I fight for what's rightAnd sometimes you gotta fight dirty - Deadpool 2 00:09
You are not judge jury or executionerFuck your rules I fight...
We have 8 weeks of boot camp ahead of us, men. - Deadpool 2 00:13
We have 8 weeks of boot camp ahead of us, men.
Velcro. Color-coded, efficient, - Deadpool 2 00:04
Velcro. Color-coded, efficient,
You may have fooled Colossus with this nice guy shit... - Deadpool 2 00:05
You may have fooled Colossus with this nice guy shit...
You know, historically, - Deadpool 2 00:04
You know, historically,
I'm proud. You're everything I knew you can be. - Deadpool 2 00:04
I'm proud. You're everything I knew you can be.
No one is born perfect. - Deadpool 2 00:06
No one is born perfect.
Suck my mutant dick, you four-eyed fuck. - Deadpool 2 00:05
Suck my mutant dick, you four-eyed fuck.
Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in hereand we'll make him ourWhat was thatThat is the biggest guy in hereFun fact about the Ice Boxthough no one's ever seen itthey keep a monster in the basementRight next to a hugesteaming bowl of foreshadowing - Deadpool 2 00:25
Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in hereand...
Wade. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Wade.
Come in! Hey, I was just doing - Deadpool 2 00:05
Come in! Hey, I was just doing
With this collar onmy superpower is just unbridled cancerGive me a bow and arrow I'm basically Hawkeye - Deadpool 2 00:10
With this collar onmy superpower is just unbridled...
Irene Merryweather, WHIT News. - Deadpool 2 00:12
Irene Merryweather, WHIT News.