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Deadpool 2

But I guaranteehe hasn't killed as many peopleas melanoma has

but I guarantee
he hasn't killed as many people
as melanoma has

Full Transcript

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but I guarantee he hasn't killed
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as many people as melanoma has.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,759
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:07
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
I was always appalled by the blatant sexism - Deadpool 2 00:05
I was always appalled by the blatant sexism
I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous - Deadpool 2 00:04
I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous
The McRib to be available year round, - Deadpool 2 00:05
The McRib to be available year round,
Look at these gorgeous sons of bitches. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Look at these gorgeous sons of bitches.
No! Tripping motherfucking billies! - Deadpool 2 00:05
No! Tripping motherfucking billies!
Shatterstar. Okay, you got this. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Shatterstar. Okay, you got this.
Why wouldn't you cover that upA warrior has nothing to be ashamed ofYeah but you do Look at youYou're just straight shirt cocking ittoddler styleOh yeah Full Winnie the PoohThe hell's happening Describe itI wouldn't ask him to do that if I were youIt's - Deadpool 2 00:46
Why wouldn't you cover that upA warrior has nothing to...
Bad news is the whole team is dead. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Bad news is the whole team is dead.
The good news is, - Deadpool 2 00:04
The good news is,
He was a bit of a prick. Oh, but Paul! - Deadpool 2 00:04
He was a bit of a prick. Oh, but Paul!
The whole team? - Deadpool 2 00:04
The whole team?
Fuck, you are dumb. - Deadpool 2 00:06
Fuck, you are dumb.
That's pretty obvious! - Deadpool 2 00:04
That's pretty obvious!
I'm that kid's only hope, - Deadpool 2 00:04
I'm that kid's only hope,
We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in. - Deadpool 2 00:11
We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.
Once again, it all falls on my shoulders. - Deadpool 2 00:11
Once again, it all falls on my shoulders.
New plan. Use all of your imaginary powers - Deadpool 2 00:06
New plan. Use all of your imaginary powers
Where is he? I can't see him. - Deadpool 2 00:11
Where is he? I can't see him.
Accidental double en ten dres! - Deadpool 2 00:05
Accidental double en ten dres!
I use a device to slide through timeThe longer I travel the harder it is to controlI got two charges one to get me hereone to get me homeWellThat's just lazy writing - Deadpool 2 00:14
I use a device to slide through timeThe longer I travel the...