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Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl
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Connor, if it's a boy.May, if it's a girl

Connor, if it's a boy.
May, if it's a girl

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Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,162
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:03
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
My pile of shit father took off and bailed. - Deadpool 2 00:04
My pile of shit father took off and bailed.
I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models - Deadpool 2 00:05
I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role model...
L will never, ever let our child be named Todd. - Deadpool 2 00:06
L will never, ever let our child be named Todd.
And then have consensual sex with their sister? - Deadpool 2 00:04
And then have consensual sex with their sister?
Baby, that's Empire. - Deadpool 2 00:06
Baby, that's Empire.
What about Krystal? But with a "K"? - Deadpool 2 00:04
What about Krystal? But with a "K"?
He's gonna go straight to jail - Deadpool 2 00:05
He's gonna go straight to jail
Baby, I'm so sorry. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Baby, I'm so sorry.
Is it just me or doesDo You Want to Build a Snowman from Frozensound suspiciously likePapa Can You Hear Me from YentlAnd nobody fucking realizes it - Deadpool 2 00:16
Is it just me or doesDo You Want to Build a Snowman from...
Go home You've been here for three days okayYou smell like somebody shit in a Civil War woundafter it had become gangrenousThey should've just amputated it Why shit in itDoesn't make any sense - Deadpool 2 00:13
Go home You've been here for three days okayYou smell...
I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves waterAn ocean is water - Deadpool 2 00:07
I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves waterAn ocean is...
George Michael was rightI'm never gonna dance again FuckHe's dead tooAt least we still have BowieYeah We still have Bowie - Deadpool 2 00:14
George Michael was rightI'm never gonna dance again...
You know what fine stands for WadeFucked up insecure needy and emotionalAccording to theKubler Ross YeahAccording to the Kubler Ross modeldenial is just one of the five stages of griefJesus Christ BuckNo more speaking lines for you - Deadpool 2 00:21
You know what fine stands for WadeFucked up insecure needy...
Papa, can you hear me? - Deadpool 2 00:19
Papa, can you hear me?
Sweetheart can you speak upIt's a little hard to hear youwith that pity dick in your mouth - Deadpool 2 00:09
Sweetheart can you speak upIt's a little hard to hear...
You smell like sauerkraut left in the warm rain. - Deadpool 2 00:05
You smell like sauerkraut left in the warm rain.
Listen to the painIt's both history teacher and fortune tellerPain teaches us who we are WadeSometimes it's so bad we feel like we're dyingBut we can't really live till we've died a little can we - Deadpool 2 00:17
Listen to the painIt's both history teacher and fortune...
I mean, like Rush Limbaugh's - Deadpool 2 00:10
I mean, like Rush Limbaugh's
More importantly, I liked her. I really liked her, you know? - Deadpool 2 00:06
More importantly, I liked her. I really liked her, you know?
Shot after shot, - Deadpool 2 00:04
Shot after shot,