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Deadpool 2

Don't fuck Elvis. - Don't fuck Colossus.- What?

Don't fuck Elvis. - Don't fuck Colossus.- What?

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Don't fuck Elvis
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Don't fuck Colossus What
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
01:45:13
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
Time to make the chimichangas. - Deadpool 2 00:18
Time to make the chimichangas.
That's how we do it - Deadpool 2 00:04
That's how we do it
Oh, no. You're doing amazing. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Oh, no. You're doing amazing.
You time sliding son of a bitchYou did this for meWait You can't go backYou used the last of your fuelWhat about your girl your wifeNow my family's safe And I didn't do it for youNo I'm gonna stick around for a whileand make sure the worlddoesn't shit - Deadpool 2 00:44
You time sliding son of a bitchYou did this for meWait You...
Russell Stay back Go home Wade - Deadpool 2 00:44
Russell Stay back Go home Wade
He hurt you badly. Makes you wanna hurt others. - Deadpool 2 00:04
He hurt you badly. Makes you wanna hurt others.
You become everything he says you are, but worse. - Deadpool 2 00:05
You become everything he says you are, but worse.
We need the codeTry uh sevenSettle down Captain LuckyIt's not gonna be one numberOh God that's lazy writing - Deadpool 2 00:11
We need the codeTry uh sevenSettle down Captain...
I don't know how to thank youBut I do know how to hug youNo YesHere we go Bring it inCome onPelvis to pelvisLet's go tip to tipThere we go The kids call this dockingIs there a knife in my dickThere's a knife in your dick I'm just gonna back up now - Deadpool 2 00:20
I don't know how to thank youBut I do know how to hug...
All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! - Deadpool 2 00:23
All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy!
I want some moreI bet you do Brown Panther - Deadpool 2 00:06
I want some moreI bet you do Brown Panther
Besides we're X MenNo you're X PeopleYou're exhaustingI see what you did there Puns - Deadpool 2 00:10
Besides we're X MenNo you're X PeopleYou're...
What do you getwhen you take eight feet of chromeone pinch of couragea cup of good lucka dab of racisma splash of diabetesand a wheelbarrow full of stage four cancerAnswer a familySee I didn't lie what kind of film this wasIf there's anything you take - Deadpool 2 00:26
What do you getwhen you take eight feet of chromeone pinch...
Papa, can you hear me? - Deadpool 2 00:11
Papa, can you hear me?
How something so small generatesenough energy to reverse time isOh just fix it Elevenor I'll take it to the Genius BarCable's gonna kill you when he finds outNever heard of himWhy do you think I'm helping himThe Lord works in mysterious waysdon't I A good - Deadpool 2 00:29
How something so small generatesenough energy to reverse...
How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is... - Deadpool 2 00:29
How something so small generates enough energy to reverse...
I want you to have my Adventure Time watch. - Deadpool 2 00:06
I want you to have my Adventure Time watch.
I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreaderI'll be right backWe're definitely naming our kid Cher - Deadpool 2 00:20
I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreaderI'll be...
I'll be right back! - Deadpool 2 00:30
I'll be right back!
We're definitely naming our kid Cher - Deadpool 2 00:05
We're definitely naming our kid Cher