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Oh, fuck it

Oh, fuck it. Four or five moments! I'm sorry? Four or five moments! That's all it takesto...

Deadpool 2 • 2018

Oh, fuck it. Four or five moments! I'm sorry? Four or five moments! That's all it takesto be a hero. People thinkyou wake up a hero... brush your teeth a hero... ejaculate intoa soap dispenser a hero. But, no, being a herotakes only a Few moments! A Few moments... doing the ugly stuffno one else will do

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Oh fuck it

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Four or five moments

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I'm sorry

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Four or five moments

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That's all it takes to be a hero

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People think you wake up a hero

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brush your teeth a hero

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ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero

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But no being a hero takes only a few moments

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A few moments

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doing the ugly stuff no one else will do

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لن تتمكن من هذا أتحاول جعلي أشعر بالاشمئزاز

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بدأت أشعر فعل ا

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ورق المرحاض مجر د فاتح للشهية

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لكن بعدها

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مناديل هاغيز المبللة

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هذا الطبق الرئيسي إنها طرية ورطبة ولأجل الاعتناء بالأطفال

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وأخير ا رقاقة إضافية من ورق المرحاض هذا تجعل الاستمناء أسهل بكثير

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ربما تمت ع نفسك أكثر لو أمكنك إحضار مجفف شعر

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لن يستغرقك إل ا 30 ثانية لتنتهي

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ما هذا بحق السماء

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Je me sens dégueulasse

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Le papier cul ça va comme amuse gueule

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Mais après

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les lingettes Natural Care Huggies

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Ton plat de résistance

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Douces humides

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elles sont pensées bébé

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À la fin un passage au PQ

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pour virer l'excès d'humidité

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Offre toi un brushing si t'as un sèche cheveux

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Trente secondes et t'es rendu

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Ben merde

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Du kannst gar nicht genug schrubben Soll ich kotzen

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Mir wird Klopapier ist da praktisch

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Aber dann

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Die Feuchttücher von Huggies

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Die sind die Hauptsache

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Sie sind weich und feucht Sie sind für Babys

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Dann nochmal mit Klopapier drüber um dich trocken zu reiben

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Vielleicht fönst du noch kurz wenn du einen Fön hast

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30 Sekunden reichen da schon

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Was zum Henker

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ゲロ吐かせたいの

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そんな気に

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トイレットペーパは結構な前菜だぞ

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しかしなぁ

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ハギーズのウエットペーパー

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それが正解だ

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ソフトでしっとりして赤ちゃん用だ

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その上トイレットペーパーに勝る吸湿力が余分な水分を取り除く

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ドライヤーがあれば多分必要だが

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３０秒で O K だ

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何だ

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Pokušavaš Ne možeš sastrugati dovoljno Da se zgrozim

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Počinjem da osećam Toalet papir je dobar početak ali onda

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Vlažne maramice To ti je glavni pravac Mekane vlažne Za bebe

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Napokon jedno parče toalet papira da očisti taj višak vlažnosti

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Možda osušiš kožu ako imaš fen Samo 30 sekundi do

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Šta kuj moj Godina Šta

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Frotarías sin parar Quieres que me dé asco

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Empiezo a sentir

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Papel higiénico está bien para empezar

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Pero luego

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la toallitas húmedas de Huggies

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Con eso debes seguir

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Son suaves húmedas Son para bebés

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Y para terminar una pasada más con papel higiénico

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para absorber la humedad

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O podrías secarte bien con una secadora de cabello

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Treinta segundos sería lo ideal

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Qué demonios

Available in 7 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

1,929

Timestamp in Movie

00:32:47

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2023

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.