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I really have to go. It's my anniversary
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Deadpool 2

I really have to go.It's my anniversary

I really have to go.
It's my anniversary

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I really have to go. It's my anniversary.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,239
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:58
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
You're my Tom CruiseAnd you're my Kristen DunstKristen Kirsten - Deadpool 2 00:06
You're my Tom CruiseAnd you're my Kristen...
Sorry I'm late. - Deadpool 2 00:23
Sorry I'm late.
Sorry I'm lateThere was a bunch ofhandicapable children stuck in a treeand I had to uh Uh uhYou're right I was fighting a caped badassBut then we discovered his mom is named Martha tooNoTrafficHmmKiss me like you miss me Red - Deadpool 2 00:21
Sorry I'm lateThere was a bunch ofhandicapable children...
It has been quite the run, Dopinder, - Deadpool 2 00:07
It has been quite the run, Dopinder,
Passion of the Christ, then me. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Passion of the Christ, then me.
We beat them overseas, - Deadpool 2 00:04
We beat them overseas,
What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey? - Deadpool 2 00:04
What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey?
That's just the most beautiful thing that I'veI don't know what this isMy IUDA bombNo dick for brains My birth control device - Deadpool 2 00:12
That's just the most beautiful thing that I'veI...
Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu - Deadpool 2 00:04
Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu
When Tom Cruise fed - Deadpool 2 00:05
When Tom Cruise fed
And she looked up at his smooth, - Deadpool 2 00:06
And she looked up at his smooth,
"I want some more." - Deadpool 2 00:06
"I want some more."
But I can't wait to never speak of this, - Deadpool 2 00:04
But I can't wait to never speak of this,
Look, a saner man might discourage you - Deadpool 2 00:05
Look, a saner man might discourage you
What, with your concave chest - Deadpool 2 00:04
What, with your concave chest
Family was always an F word to meMy pile of shit father took off and bailedI mean it's not like I have a lot of strong role modelsto draw off of for ToddHey Look at meYou are not your fatherBesidesI will never ever let our child be named Todd - Deadpool 2 00:30
Family was always an F word to meMy pile of shit father took...
You gotta grab those dreams, - Deadpool 2 00:04
You gotta grab those dreams,
Isn't that how it always worksLike in Star Warsmen are destined to become their fatherand then have consensual sex with their sisterI think you missed big big chunks of that movieNo I'm pretty sure Luke nailed herBaby that's Empire - Deadpool 2 00:19
Isn't that how it always worksLike in Star Warsmen are...
I was rounding up all the gluten in the world - Deadpool 2 00:04
I was rounding up all the gluten in the world
I'm gonna go make dessertYou get the strap on Let's make a super babyPretty sure it doesn't work that way but we can try - Deadpool 2 00:11
I'm gonna go make dessertYou get the strap on...