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Deadpool 2

Sweetheart, could you speak up? I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth

Blind Al:

Sweetheart, could you speak up? I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth

Full Transcript

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L can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth
Duration
4 seconds
Views
985
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:15
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2023
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.

Actors

Leslie Uggams
Blind Al
Leslie Uggams
Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya.
Believe me, son, - Deadpool 2 00:04
Believe me, son,
Four or five moments! - Deadpool 2 00:04
Four or five moments!
That was our cell. - Deadpool 2 00:10
That was our cell.
But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments! - Deadpool 2 00:05
But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments!
You were right, Wade. You are not X-Men material. - Deadpool 2 00:04
You were right, Wade. You are not X-Men material.
You let me down for the last time, Wade. - Deadpool 2 00:04
You let me down for the last time, Wade.
Take them to the Ice Box - Deadpool 2 00:30
Take them to the Ice Box
This is not what the website looked like at all. - Deadpool 2 00:05
This is not what the website looked like at all.
Who are you? - Deadpool 2 00:06
Who are you?
The name's CableI'm from the future Just walk awayOhSo you're from the futureI have three questions thenOne is dubstep still a thingTwo which Sharknado are we onAnd three at what point do audiences sayEnough with the robotic arms - Deadpool 2 00:24
The name's CableI'm from the future Just walk...
I've been waiting for someone to come and save me. - Deadpool 2 00:04
I've been waiting for someone to come and save me.
Dubstep's for pussies. - Deadpool 2 00:10
Dubstep's for pussies.
Right next to a huge, - Deadpool 2 00:04
Right next to a huge,
Is that a fanny packI used to have one of those in 1990 never - Deadpool 2 00:07
Is that a fanny packI used to have one of those in 1990...
With this collar on, - Deadpool 2 00:05
With this collar on,
I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits. - Deadpool 2 00:04
I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits.
And stashed it in the old prison wallet, - Deadpool 2 00:04
And stashed it in the old prison wallet,
Why are you protecting the kid? - Deadpool 2 00:15
Why are you protecting the kid?
In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. - Deadpool 2 00:24
In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock...