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Deadpool 2

Oh, it's slippery, too.This table needs a wipe down!

Oh, it's slippery, too.
This table needs a wipe down!

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Oh, it's slippery, too. This table needs a wipe down!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
90
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:48
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
You know what we need to doWe need to build a fucking teamWe need 'em tough morally flexibleand young enough so they can carrythis franchise 10 to 12 yearsMy body is an instrument of deathNot now Dopinder - Deadpool 2 00:15
You know what we need to doWe need to build a fucking teamWe...
And I was like, "Take a seat, shit dick." - Deadpool 2 00:04
And I was like, "Take a seat, shit dick."
Why'd you say that back there? We're friends, partners. - Deadpool 2 00:05
Why'd you say that back there? We're friends, part...
And you winning the Ice Box award for softest mouth. - Deadpool 2 00:05
And you winning the Ice Box award for softest mouth.
There's only one person in this world - Deadpool 2 00:04
There's only one person in this world
Stop trying to shank the biggest guys in here... - Deadpool 2 00:04
Stop trying to shank the biggest guys in here...
System malfunctioning. - Deadpool 2 00:09
System malfunctioning.
Cells 1, 3, 7, 8. - Deadpool 2 00:07
Cells 1, 3, 7, 8.
Cell 04 located. - Deadpool 2 00:06
Cell 04 located.
Meet BedlamCool name SuperpowersI can distortelectrical fieldsIncluding the one inside your braincausing anxiety confusionpainSo basically you're Dave Matthews - Deadpool 2 00:18
Meet BedlamCool name SuperpowersI can distortelectrical...
I'm ZeitgeistCool I like itSo you have the powerto put your finger on the pulse of societyNoNo I spit acidic vomitOh Do you want meto demonstrate NoWe'll take your word for itThank you Yeah Listen we've all eaten at Arby's okay - Deadpool 2 00:19
I'm ZeitgeistCool I like itSo you have the powerto put...
This is Convoy 17 departing the Ice Box. - Deadpool 2 00:07
This is Convoy 17 departing the Ice Box.
What kind of spineless shit stick - Deadpool 2 00:04
What kind of spineless shit stick
One, is dubstep still a thing? - Deadpool 2 00:04
One, is dubstep still a thing?
I don't know much about this Cable fellabut I guarantee he hasn't killedas many people as melanoma has - Deadpool 2 00:07
I don't know much about this Cable fellabut I guarantee...
Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere. - Deadpool 2 00:05
Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere.
and his Are You My Mother? complex! - Deadpool 2 00:07
and his Are You My Mother? complex!
In every film, there's a moment - Deadpool 2 00:12
In every film, there's a moment
signed on to be in that movie. - Deadpool 2 00:08
signed on to be in that movie.
Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be - Deadpool 2 00:05
Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be