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So what exactly do youdo in the future anyway huhSome kind of soldierYeah something like thatI was a soldier Special ForcesI bet 50 years from now we're bestest buddies50 years from now you're very

I should've finished college

Deadpool 2 • 2018

Deadpool:So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier?Cable:Yeah, something like that.Deadpool:I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies.Cable:Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma.Deadpool:Boom!Deadpool:Spoiler alert. Ha ha! Ah, planets.Domino: Next time Uber.Cable:Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.Deadpool:Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is.Cable:Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.Deadpool:I'm a grower, not a shower.Domino:I should've finished college

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So what exactly do you

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do in the future anyway huh

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Some kind of soldier

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Yeah something like that

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I was a soldier Special Forces

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I bet 50 years from now we're bestest buddies

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50 years from now you're very dead

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Your entire generation fucked this planet into a coma

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Boom

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Spoiler alert

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Planets

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Next time Uber

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Here's a spoiler alert

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You're not a fucking hero

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You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy

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Well I got news for you

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My heart is in the right place

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Russell's not gonna kill anyone

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Because of me he's gonna know what real love looks like

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Because of you I'll always know

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what a grown man with baby balls looks like

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I'm a grower not a shower

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I should've finished college

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سأكون أول من يعترف كذلك أن الخطة كانت مرسومة بأقلام تلوين

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يبدو أن راسل وجد صديقا جديدا رائع

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واتضح أن دومينو قوية فعل ا وربما يحتمل أنها محظوظة قليل ا

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لكن كيبل رباه هذا الرجل في مزاج جيد

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مزاج على وشك أن يتعك ر تمام ا

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ثمة شيء خاطئ جد ا

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Bien sûr le plan était tracé aux crayons de couleur

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Russell a un nouveau pote je suis tout jaloux

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Domino est une badasse et peut être

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un peu vernie sur les bords

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Mais Cable Il est colère

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Une colère qui va bientôt empirer

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Ça va pas du tout là

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Ich gebe auch als Erster zu dass der Plan scheiße war

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Russell hat einen neuen Freund Eifersüchtig

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Domino ist eigentlich knallhart und hat vielleicht auch etwas Glück

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Aber Cable Der Kerl hat schlechte Laune

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Und gleich wird die noch schlechter

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Etwas stimmt hier nicht

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そして初めてこの案はいい加減だったとも思った

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ラッセルはどうも新友人ジェリーを見つけたようだ

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ドミノは少々ワルで多分軽く幸運なんだろう

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だがケーブルは奴は不機嫌で

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そいつが更に極めて悪くなってる

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何かがとんでもなく間違ってる

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Takođe prvi ću priznati da taj plan je bio napisan bojicom

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Izgleda da je Rasel našao novog drugara Superiška

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Ispade da Domino je opasnica I možda osrednja srećnica

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Ali Kabl Uf taj tip je nadrndan I uskoro postaće značajno gori

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Nešto je užasno užasno pogrešno

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También debo reconocer que ese plan se dibujó con crayones

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Parece que Russell encontró un nuevo amigo Jelly

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Resulta que Dominó es bastante ruda y tal vez

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posiblemente con algo de suerte

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Pero Cable ese tipo está de mal humor

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Y su humor está a punto de empeorar mucho

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Algo está muy muy mal

Available in 7 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

651

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:35

Uploaded

Jun 22, 2025

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.