So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier? Yeah,...
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Deadpool:
So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier?
Cable:
Yeah, something like that.
Deadpool:
I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies.
Cable:
Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma.
Deadpool:
Boom!
[makes exploding sound]
Deadpool:
Spoiler alert. Ha ha! Ah, planets.
Domino:
[whispers to herself]
Next time Uber.
Cable:
Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
Deadpool:
Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is.
Cable:
Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.
Deadpool:
I'm a grower, not a shower.
Domino:
I should've finished college.
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And that's a twist.
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So what exactly do you
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do in the future, anyway, huh?
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Some kind of soldier?
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Yeah, something like that.
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I was a soldier. Special Forces.
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I bet 50 years from now,
we're bestest buddies.
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50 years from now,
you're very dead.
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Your entire generation fucked
this planet into a coma.
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Boom!
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Spoiler alert.
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Planets.
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Next time, Uber.
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Here's a spoiler alert.
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You're not a fucking hero.
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You're just an annoying clown
dressed up as a sex toy.
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Well, I got news for you.
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My heart is in the right place.
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Russell's not gonna kill anyone.
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Because of me, he's gonna know
what real love looks like.
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Because of you, I'll always know
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what a grown man
with baby balls looks like.
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I'm a grower, not a shower.
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I should've finished college.
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Right here!
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I made mistakes!
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I wanna take them back!
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You trusted me.
I took that trust...
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and turned it into a glory hole
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in an airport bathroom.
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The one in Minneapolis.
You know the one.
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Colossus!
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I wouldn't ask for your help
unless it was life or death!
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That kid needs our help!
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I know you're listening!
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He's teamed up
with the Juggernaut!
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The Juggernaut!
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That's like my favorite
Marvel character ever,
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but you should never
meet your heroes...
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because, honestly,
he's a bit of a dick!
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And like a lot of dicks,
he's as hard as a rock...
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and causes nothing but problems!
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- Hi, Wade!
- Hi, Yukio!
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Please don't.
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You guys make
a super cute couple.
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Yeah. Where was I? Oh, yeah!
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Colossus! Look, I don't deserve
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your friendship or your help.
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But this kid does.
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And I'm not gonna bail on him
like everyone else.
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Oh, come on!
Clip duration: 122 seconds
Views: 0
Timestamp in movie: 01h 21m 42s
Uploaded: 28 October, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
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