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Wade Wilson:
Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...Vanessa:Uh-uh.Wade Wilson:You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.Vanessa:No.Wade Wilson:You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.Vanessa:Try again.Wade Wilson:Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?Vanessa:Kiss me like you miss me, Red
Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...Vanessa:Uh-uh.Wade Wilson:You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.Vanessa:No.Wade Wilson:You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.Vanessa:Try again.Wade Wilson:Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?Vanessa:Kiss me like you miss me, Red
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Sorry I'm late
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There was a bunch of
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handicapable children stuck in a tree
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and I had to uh Uh uh
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You're right I was fighting a caped badass
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But then we discovered his mom is named Martha too
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No
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Traffic
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Hmm
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Kiss me like you miss me Red
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Movie Summary
Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.

