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Deadpool 2

No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device

Deadpool: Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.Vanessa:My IUD.Deadpool:...A bomb?Vanessa:No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device

Full Transcript

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That's just the most beautiful thing that I've
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I don't know what this is
00:00:04.536 --> 00:00:06.037
My IUD
00:00:06.372 --> 00:00:07.571
A bomb
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No dick for brains My birth control device
Available in 7 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
2,320
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:22
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2023
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.

Actors

Morena Baccarin
Vanessa
Morena Baccarin
Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu - Deadpool 2 00:04
Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu
When Tom Cruise fed - Deadpool 2 00:05
When Tom Cruise fed
And she looked up at his smooth, - Deadpool 2 00:06
And she looked up at his smooth,
"I want some more." - Deadpool 2 00:06
"I want some more."
But I can't wait to never speak of this, - Deadpool 2 00:04
But I can't wait to never speak of this,
Look, a saner man might discourage you - Deadpool 2 00:05
Look, a saner man might discourage you
Family was always an F word to meMy pile of shit father took off and bailedI mean it's not like I have a lot of strong role modelsto draw off of for ToddHey Look at meYou are not your fatherBesidesI will never ever let our child be named Todd - Deadpool 2 00:30
Family was always an F word to meMy pile of shit father took...
What, with your concave chest - Deadpool 2 00:04
What, with your concave chest
You gotta grab those dreams, - Deadpool 2 00:04
You gotta grab those dreams,
Isn't that how it always worksLike in Star Warsmen are destined to become their fatherand then have consensual sex with their sisterI think you missed big big chunks of that movieNo I'm pretty sure Luke nailed herBaby that's Empire - Deadpool 2 00:19
Isn't that how it always worksLike in Star Warsmen are...
I was rounding up all the gluten in the world - Deadpool 2 00:04
I was rounding up all the gluten in the world
I'm gonna go make dessertYou get the strap on Let's make a super babyPretty sure it doesn't work that way but we can try - Deadpool 2 00:11
I'm gonna go make dessertYou get the strap on...
Oh, my God! I want a boy! - Deadpool 2 00:04
Oh, my God! I want a boy!
Papa... - Deadpool 2 00:12
Papa...
Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl. - Deadpool 2 00:05
Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl.
My pile of shit father took off and bailed. - Deadpool 2 00:04
My pile of shit father took off and bailed.
I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models - Deadpool 2 00:05
I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role model...
L will never, ever let our child be named Todd. - Deadpool 2 00:06
L will never, ever let our child be named Todd.
And then have consensual sex with their sister? - Deadpool 2 00:04
And then have consensual sex with their sister?
Baby, that's Empire. - Deadpool 2 00:06
Baby, that's Empire.