I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your...
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[Deadpool carries baby Hitler] Deadpool:
That's okay. Let me see here. Oh, gosh. That's why you're such a little bastard. No one's ever changed you. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which... which would make sense, wouldn't it? Yeah. [places baby Hitler on weighing scale] Deadpool:
I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. He loves killing kids
That's okay. Let me see here. Oh, gosh. That's why you're such a little bastard. No one's ever changed you. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which... which would make sense, wouldn't it? Yeah. [places baby Hitler on weighing scale] Deadpool:
I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. He loves killing kids
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That's okay Let me see here
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Oh God
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That's why you're such a little bastard
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No one's ever changed you
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Yeah you got a big old stinky in there don't you
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God it smells like Hitler's anus
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which would makes sense wouldn't it Yeah
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I think we both know
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I don't have what it takes to do this
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so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick
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and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable
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Movie Summary
Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
