The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away. at what point will the audience say...
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Cable:
The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.
Wade Wilson:
Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?
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Hold your testicles there,
buddy, okay?
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We're talking about
an armored convoy...
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and a vicious super soldier
from the future...
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that is looking to turn your
skull into a fuckable ashtray.
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You know what we need to do?
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We need to build a fucking team.
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We need 'em tough,
morally flexible...
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and young enough
so they can carry
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this franchise 10 to 12 years.
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My body is an
instrument of death.
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Not now, Dopinder.
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I could be of great use.
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What's your superpower?
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- Courage.
- That's adorable.
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Do you have the courage
to check and see...
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if there are enough sanitary
napkins in the dispenser?
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Yes, sir.
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I'm sorry you had to see that,
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although I'm glad you heard it.
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All right, I'll put out
a call for resumes.
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But we're not paying
medical or dental.
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It's time to get back
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Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 0
Timestamp in movie: 00h 51m 10s
Uploaded: 28 October, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
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Actors
00:19 You are not judge
00:15 You gotta pump a baby in me first cowboy
01:43 My name's Peter
00:35 I thought that was you
00:11 I'll take a cranberry grapefruit vodka
00:14 I use a device to slide through time
00:05 You killed Black Tom you racist son of a bitch
00:10 With this collar on
00:05 Hey big guy the sun's getting real low
00:07 Dubstep's for pussies
00:07 I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves water
00:19 Can you see it
00:19 Isn't that how it always works
00:05 Black Tom Cassidy White Wade Wilson
00:07 I don't know much about this Cable fella
00:15 You get back to your family You tell 'em Wade says hi
00:11 How do you know what I want
00:09 What do you say we go fuck some shit up
00:29 As a former X Man
00:09 Oh shit That fucking does it