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Deadpool 2

They're soft, they're moist.They're for babies

They're soft, they're moist.
They're for babies

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They're soft, they're moist. They're for babies.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
73
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:58
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
Finally, one more pass with toilet paper, - Deadpool 2 00:06
Finally, one more pass with toilet paper,
You are not judge jury or executionerFuck your rules I fight for what's rightAnd sometimes you gotta fight dirty - Deadpool 2 00:09
You are not judge jury or executionerFuck your rules I fight...
We have 8 weeks of boot camp ahead of us, men. - Deadpool 2 00:13
We have 8 weeks of boot camp ahead of us, men.
Velcro. Color-coded, efficient, - Deadpool 2 00:04
Velcro. Color-coded, efficient,
You may have fooled Colossus with this nice guy shit... - Deadpool 2 00:05
You may have fooled Colossus with this nice guy shit...
You know, historically, - Deadpool 2 00:04
You know, historically,
I'm proud. You're everything I knew you can be. - Deadpool 2 00:04
I'm proud. You're everything I knew you can be.
No one is born perfect. - Deadpool 2 00:06
No one is born perfect.
Suck my mutant dick, you four-eyed fuck. - Deadpool 2 00:05
Suck my mutant dick, you four-eyed fuck.
Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in hereand we'll make him ourWhat was thatThat is the biggest guy in hereFun fact about the Ice Boxthough no one's ever seen itthey keep a monster in the basementRight next to a hugesteaming bowl of foreshadowing - Deadpool 2 00:25
Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in hereand...
Wade. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Wade.
Come in! Hey, I was just doing - Deadpool 2 00:05
Come in! Hey, I was just doing
With this collar onmy superpower is just unbridled cancerGive me a bow and arrow I'm basically Hawkeye - Deadpool 2 00:10
With this collar onmy superpower is just unbridled...
Irene Merryweather, WHIT News. - Deadpool 2 00:12
Irene Merryweather, WHIT News.
And to update you on the story reported earlier, after a lengthy standoff outside the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation... - Deadpool 2 00:14
And to update you on the story reported earlier, after a...
And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving... - Deadpool 2 00:04
And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving...
...several police cars were destroyed and the X-Men were called in to restore order. - Deadpool 2 00:06
...several police cars were destroyed and the X-Men were...
My job. - Deadpool 2 00:05
My job.
Like Beyoncé says, "Please..." - Deadpool 2 00:07
Like Beyoncé says, "Please..."
You stay here with your weird, secret sex lips. - Deadpool 2 00:06
You stay here with your weird, secret sex lips.