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Weasel:
Why wouldn't you cover that up?Wade Wilson:A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of.Weasel:Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? Toddler style?Wade Wilson:Oh yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.Blind Al:The hell's happening? Describe it.Wade Wilson:I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you.Weasel:It's like, um...Wade Wilson:Here we go.Weasel:It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and said "You know what? I'm done."Wade Wilson: Happy?Weasel:It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a cock the size of a...Dopinder:AH! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again.Weasel:This has happened before?Weasel:Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me.Blind Al:Why couldn't God take my hearing?
Why wouldn't you cover that up?Wade Wilson:A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of.Weasel:Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? Toddler style?Wade Wilson:Oh yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.Blind Al:The hell's happening? Describe it.Wade Wilson:I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you.Weasel:It's like, um...Wade Wilson:Here we go.Weasel:It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and said "You know what? I'm done."Wade Wilson: Happy?Weasel:It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a cock the size of a...Dopinder:AH! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again.Weasel:This has happened before?Weasel:Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me.Blind Al:Why couldn't God take my hearing?
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Why wouldn't you cover that up
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A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of
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Yeah but you do Look at you
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You're just straight shirt cocking it
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toddler style
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Oh yeah Full Winnie the Pooh
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The hell's happening Describe it
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I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you
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It's like um Here we go
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It's like he was giving birth anally
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but they quit halfway through
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They got the legs out and they said
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You know what I'm done
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Happy
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It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down
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But this time you can see
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the Muppet's dick
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Grover's got a cock the size of a twig
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Mr Weasel I can no longer be double parked
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I've had three tickets already
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No no no DP not again
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This has happened before
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Jesus Either vomit or don't
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The indecision is killing me
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Why couldn't God take my hearing
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Movie Summary
Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.



