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Why wouldn't you cover that upA warrior has nothing to be ashamed ofYeah but you do Look at youYou're just straight shirt cocking ittoddler styleOh yeah Full Winnie the PoohThe hell's happening

Why couldn't God take my hearing?

Deadpool 2 • 2018

Weasel:
Why wouldn't you cover that up?Wade Wilson:A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of.Weasel:Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? Toddler style?Wade Wilson:Oh yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.Blind Al:The hell's happening? Describe it.Wade Wilson:I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you.Weasel:It's like, um...Wade Wilson:Here we go.Weasel:It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and said "You know what? I'm done."Wade Wilson: Happy?Weasel:It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a cock the size of a...Dopinder:AH! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again.Weasel:This has happened before?Weasel:Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me.Blind Al:Why couldn't God take my hearing?

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Why wouldn't you cover that up

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A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of

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Yeah but you do Look at you

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You're just straight shirt cocking it

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toddler style

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Oh yeah Full Winnie the Pooh

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The hell's happening Describe it

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I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you

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It's like um Here we go

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It's like he was giving birth anally

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but they quit halfway through

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They got the legs out and they said

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You know what I'm done

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Happy

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It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down

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But this time you can see

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the Muppet's dick

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Grover's got a cock the size of a twig

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Mr Weasel I can no longer be double parked

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I've had three tickets already

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No no no DP not again

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This has happened before

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Jesus Either vomit or don't

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The indecision is killing me

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Why couldn't God take my hearing

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بيتر أمسكت بك ستكون على ما يرام

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أنت لها أيها الضخم ها نحن يا بيتر

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نحن إكس فورس صحيح صحيح

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يا إلهي ما هذا بحق السماء

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قيء حمضي لعين

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رباه سأتقيأ في قناعي

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حسن ا أنا فوق القافلة أين هبط بقية الفريق

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ثمة أخبار جيدة وأخرى سيئة

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الأخبار السيئة أن الفريق بأكمله مات

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أما الأخبار الجيدة أنني لا أظن أن أحدهم سيفتقد شاترستار

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كان أخرق ا قليل ا

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لكن يا حسرة على بول بيتر

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بيتر أكثر من سأفتقده

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Je te tiens

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Ça va aller

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Tu gères mon grand

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On est la X Force

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Mais c'est pas vrai bordel

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Putain de gerbe acide

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Des remontées dans le masque

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Je survole le convoi

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Le reste de l'équipe

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Il y a du bon et du mauvais

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Le mauvais toute l'équipe est morte

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Le bon Châtre star ne manquera à personne

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Un peu relou lui

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Mais Paul

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Peter Peter va me manquer grave

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Peter

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Ich hab dich Alles wird gut Das ist schlimm

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Du schaffst das Gut Peter

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Sieh mich an Wir sind die X Force

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Ja wir sind die X Force Die X Force

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Oh Gott Was zum Teufel

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Die verdammte Säurekotze

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Mann Ich kotz mir gleich in meine Maske

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OK ich bin über dem Konvoi

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Wo ist der Rest des Teams gelandet

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Gute und schlechte Neuigkeiten

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Die schlechte Das ganze Team ist tot

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Die gute ist dass niemand Shatterstar vermissen wird

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Der war ein Arschloch Aber Paul

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Peter Den werd ich am meisten vermissen

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ピーター

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助けるぞマズイぞ

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えらいぞ頑張れピーター

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しっかりしろ X フォースだろ

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X フォース X フォースだ

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何でこんなこと

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くそ毒液か

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参ったマスクに吐きそう

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O K 車両の上よ

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残りはどこに降りたの

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いいニュースと悪いニュース

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悪い方はチーム全員が死亡

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良い方はもうシャッタースターを見失わない

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奴は少々低脳だったでもポールだ

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ピーターよ彼を亡くして悲しい

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Pitere Imam te Nije dobro čoveče Bićeš dobro

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Možeš ovo momčino Idemo Pitere

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Gledaj me Mi smo X sila zar ne Mi smo X sila X sila

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O Bože Kuj moj Jebena bljuvačka kiselina

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O Bože Povratiću u svoju masku

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Okej ja sam iznad konvoja Gde se spustio ostatak tima

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Dobre i loše vesti Loša vest je da je ceo tim riknuo

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Dobra vest je da mislim da nikom neće faliti Zvezdolomac Bio je seronja

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Ali Pol Piter Piter On će mi najviše nedostajati

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Peter

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Te tengo Esto no es nada bueno

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Tú puedes muchachón Eso es Peter

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Mírame Somos X Force

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Somos X Force X Force

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No puede ser Qué carajos

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Maldito vómito ácido

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No Voy a vomitar en mi máscara

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Bien estoy sobre el convoy

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Dónde aterrizó el resto del equipo

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Buenas y malas noticias

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La mala es que todo el equipo está muerto

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La buena es que creo nadie extrañará a Shatterstar

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Era un imbécil Pero Paul

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Peter A Peter lo voy a extrañar

Available in 7 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

2,369

Timestamp in Movie

01:14:10

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2023

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.

Actors

Weasel

Wade Wilson

Blind Al

Dopinder