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Deadpool 2

You're juststraight shirt-cocking it, toddler-style

You're just
straight shirt-cocking it, toddler-style

Full Transcript

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You're just straight shirt-cocking it,
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toddler-style.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,384
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:39
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Maximum Effort,Genre Films,20th Century Fox,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
They got the legs out, and they said, - Deadpool 2 00:05
They got the legs out, and they said,
I'll tell you why I'm here - Deadpool 2 00:15
I'll tell you why I'm here
Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy - Deadpool 2 00:05
Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy
I just need a couple of hours to get some legs - Deadpool 2 00:04
I just need a couple of hours to get some legs
Hey big guy the sun's getting real low - Deadpool 2 00:05
Hey big guy the sun's getting real low
And stretch it out over a homemade mating drum. - Deadpool 2 00:04
And stretch it out over a homemade mating drum.
Is this apartment listed on Tinder? Grindr? - Deadpool 2 00:04
Is this apartment listed on Tinder? Grindr?
No. It's his "Basic Instinct." - Deadpool 2 00:05
No. It's his "Basic Instinct."
I only do over the pants mouth stuff - Deadpool 2 00:03
I only do over the pants mouth stuff
We're no longer accepting applications - Deadpool 2 00:04
We're no longer accepting applications
We're no longer accepting applications - Deadpool 2 00:08
We're no longer accepting applications
I got two charges : one to get me here, - Deadpool 2 00:05
I got two charges : one to get me here,
Until one day, he kills the wrong fucking people. - Deadpool 2 00:04
Until one day, he kills the wrong fucking people.
She always struggled - Deadpool 2 00:11
She always struggled
Blessed are the wicked - Deadpool 2 00:04
Blessed are the wicked
He came into my home... - Deadpool 2 00:06
He came into my home...
I'm asking you to save hundreds of other kids. - Deadpool 2 00:04
I'm asking you to save hundreds of other kids.
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together - Deadpool 2 00:04
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together
Promise you'll give me a chance - Deadpool 2 00:05
Promise you'll give me a chance
Define "Chance." - Deadpool 2 00:05
Define "Chance."