"Deadpool" quotes

00:07 What's my name 00:04 We can talk about what we're gonna 00:06 Where's Francis 00:21 Where's Francis 00:07 10 Shit 00:08 You're not clowning 00:09 Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread 00:11 I got it Weas Thanks 00:04 I need all the guns 00:06 Oh shit 00:10 Cock shot 00:06 Fine I only have 12 bullets 00:25 Listen Al 00:13 Maximum effort 00:03 Rich Corinthian leather 00:32 Why the fancy red suit 00:17 He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for 00:06 Stupid Worth it 00:07 Now I'm about to do to you 00:29 You're probably thinking 00:05 Hang in there baby 00:36 Listen I've been thinking 00:20 Four or five moments 00:35 Oh you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2 00:06 You ever see 127 Hours Spoiler alert 00:07 Your On the left You are beautiful woman 00:04 How long can you keep this up 00:24 I was a patient here once myself you know 00:05 I'd go with you but I don't want to 00:06 How can I help you 00:09 Besides luring children into a panel van 00:09 Fucking Wade Wilson 00:09 Am I crazy or is your hand really small 00:10 Please you should thank me 00:03 Go get her tiger 00:05 With a name like Francis 00:05 You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking... 00:15 Not often a dude ruins your face 00:05 Oh You little spider monkey 00:21 I've been trying to tell you assholes 00:18 Who brought this twinkly man 00:11 Shit We're within 500 yards of a school 00:11 Don't make me ask twice 00:04 God I miss cocaine 00:32 You're lovely 00:07 Did I say this was a love story 00:25 Okay Let's pro con this superhero thing 00:24 The limited edition 00:09 Wade Wilson 00:03 Dead pool 00:29 You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl 00:28 41 confirmed kills 00:16 What if I just held on and never let go 00:17 Hey hey careful with that Ronnie Milsap 00:18 I'd hit that 00:10 You bet on me to die Wow 00:31 Hang in there baby 00:06 I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys 00:12 I wish I never heard of Craigslist 00:09 God damn it 00:36 You know the funniest part of this 00:03 Oh there's the money shot baby 00:08 You're clowning 00:37 Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky 00:14 Hey think you could fuck up my step dad 00:11 That's uh 27 50 00:15 Welcome to Sister Margaret's 00:14 You ate breakfast yes 00:13 She's like Robin to my Batman 00:08 Seltzer water and lemon for blood 00:03 I need all the guns 00:28 No my slender brown friend Love is a beautiful thing 00:32 My romantic rival Bandhu He's tied up in the trunk 00:21 Not out of the woods yet 00:29 And you chicken noodle 00:17 I was traveling to exotic places 00:23 Mr Wilson 00:20 Oh my God I haven't seen you since 00:08 If I never see you again 00:15 I presume a crisp high five