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"Deadpool" quotes

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A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Director: Tim Miller
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $363,070,709
Released: 12 Feb 2016
Awards: 28 wins & 78 nominations

351 video clips

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I'd go with you - Deadpool 00:16 I'd go with you Right there - Deadpool 00:22 Right there Let us go talk to the Professor - Deadpool 00:08 Let us go talk to the Professor Oh hello I know right - Deadpool 00:19 Oh hello I know right And you are - Deadpool 00:13 And you are I had a Liam Neeson nightmare - Deadpool 00:24 I had a Liam Neeson nightmare All the dinosaurs feared the T rex - Deadpool 00:05 All the dinosaurs feared the T rex You guys going for a bite Early bird special - Deadpool 00:31 You guys going for a bite Early bird special Now it's 89 About to be 90 - Deadpool 00:14 Now it's 89 About to be 90 I get why you're so pissy - Deadpool 00:37 I get why you're so pissy Time to make the chimi fuckin' changas - Deadpool 00:04 Time to make the chimi fuckin' changas Ripley from Alien 3 - Deadpool 00:11 Ripley from Alien 3 You're probably thinking - Deadpool 00:29 You're probably thinking Driveby - Deadpool 00:33 Driveby You're a lovely lady but I'm saving myself for Francis - Deadpool 00:30 You're a lovely lady but I'm saving myself for... Wade Hey - Deadpool 00:13 Wade Hey Listen - Deadpool 00:18 Listen Here's what I'm actually gonna do - Deadpool 00:35 Here's what I'm actually gonna do You look like an avocado - Deadpool 00:35 You look like an avocado Maximum effort - Deadpool 00:03 Maximum effort Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break - Deadpool 00:08 Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break Oh like there's something wrong - Deadpool 00:03 Oh like there's something wrong So am I supposed to just smile - Deadpool 00:24 So am I supposed to just smile I've never said this but don't swallow - Deadpool 00:04 I've never said this but don't swallow Here check it out - Deadpool 00:21 Here check it out I didn't just get the cure to el cancer - Deadpool 00:09 I didn't just get the cure to el cancer Bad Deadpool - Deadpool 00:07 Bad Deadpool What if I told you we can cure your cancer - Deadpool 00:20 What if I told you we can cure your cancer Uh why the fancy red suit Mr Pool - Deadpool 00:23 Uh why the fancy red suit Mr Pool I'm touching myself tonight - Deadpool 00:04 I'm touching myself tonight Here's the thing - Deadpool 00:19 Here's the thing Oh your poor wife - Deadpool 00:04 Oh your poor wife Finish fucking her the fuck up - Deadpool 00:06 Finish fucking her the fuck up Rich Corinthian leather - Deadpool 00:04 Rich Corinthian leather You may be wondering Why the red suit - Deadpool 00:10 You may be wondering Why the red suit If your left leg is Thanksgiving - Deadpool 00:09 If your left leg is Thanksgiving Well I hate to break it to you - Deadpool 00:22 Well I hate to break it to you Did I leave the stove on - Deadpool 00:04 Did I leave the stove on And that's exactly what this is a love story - Deadpool 00:05 And that's exactly what this is a love story Have you decided what you're gonna say to her - Deadpool 00:07 Have you decided what you're gonna say to her Right up main street - Deadpool 00:03 Right up main street I should have come and found you sooner - Deadpool 00:16 I should have come and found you sooner Why such a douche this morning - Deadpool 00:22 Why such a douche this morning You go be a really big brother to someone - Deadpool 00:07 You go be a really big brother to someone Have you seen this man - Deadpool 00:04 Have you seen this man Mr Wilson - Deadpool 00:07 Mr Wilson Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up - Deadpool 00:11 Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up Happy Valentine's Day - Deadpool 00:13 Happy Valentine's Day Look I'm a teenage girl - Deadpool 00:21 Look I'm a teenage girl You heard me - Deadpool 00:36 You heard me Vanessa's already working on Plan A B - Deadpool 00:14 Vanessa's already working on Plan A B Look away child - Deadpool 00:04 Look away child You've been warned before Deadpool - Deadpool 00:14 You've been warned before Deadpool What is that That's the shit emoji - Deadpool 00:08 What is that That's the shit emoji How's that Kullen coming along - Deadpool 00:28 How's that Kullen coming along Hey coming onto our stage right now - Deadpool 00:14 Hey coming onto our stage right now Cue the music - Deadpool 00:03 Cue the music I bet it feels huge in this hand - Deadpool 00:05 I bet it feels huge in this hand Are You There God It's Me Margaret - Deadpool 00:04 Are You There God It's Me Margaret There are no words - Deadpool 00:29 There are no words Listen we both know that cancer is a shit show - Deadpool 00:34 Listen we both know that cancer is a shit show You can't buy love - Deadpool 00:06 You can't buy love Oh shit - Deadpool 00:26 Oh shit Nice to see you Jared - Deadpool 00:08 Nice to see you Jared We have everything we need now - Deadpool 00:12 We have everything we need now Hey is Ajax your actual name - Deadpool 00:29 Hey is Ajax your actual name You have something in your teeth - Deadpool 00:05 You have something in your teeth Of assholes named Francis where would I hide - Deadpool 00:05 Of assholes named Francis where would I hide Do you have off switch - Deadpool 00:06 Do you have off switch I've given Deadpool every chance to join us - Deadpool 00:22 I've given Deadpool every chance to join us We can't allow this Deadpool - Deadpool 00:29 We can't allow this Deadpool What's my name - Deadpool 00:04 What's my name Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful - Deadpool 00:35 Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful Merchandise Huh - Deadpool 00:37 Merchandise Huh I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve - Deadpool 00:12 I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve A hush falls over the crowd - Deadpool 00:20 A hush falls over the crowd This is confusing - Deadpool 00:09 This is confusing Hey douche pool - Deadpool 00:25 Hey douche pool Superhero landing - Deadpool 00:13 Superhero landing I presume a crisp high five - Deadpool 00:15 I presume a crisp high five If I never see you again - Deadpool 00:08 If I never see you again Oh my God I haven't seen you since - Deadpool 00:20 Oh my God I haven't seen you since Mr Wilson - Deadpool 00:23 Mr Wilson I was traveling to exotic places - Deadpool 00:17 I was traveling to exotic places And you chicken noodle - Deadpool 00:29 And you chicken noodle Not out of the woods yet - Deadpool 00:21 Not out of the woods yet My romantic rival Bandhu He's tied up in the trunk - Deadpool 00:32 My romantic rival Bandhu He's tied up in the trunk No my slender brown friend Love is a beautiful thing - Deadpool 00:28 No my slender brown friend Love is a beautiful thing I need all the guns - Deadpool 00:03 I need all the guns
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Cast

Wade - Ryan Reynolds
Dopinder - Karan Soni
Ajax - Ed Skrein
Warlord - Michael Benyaer
Colossus - Stefan Kapicic
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