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"Deadpool" quotes

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A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Director: Tim Miller
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $363,070,709
Released: 12 Feb 2016
Awards: 28 wins & 78 nominations

351 video clips

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I need all the guns - Deadpool 00:03 I need all the guns Seltzer water and lemon for blood - Deadpool 00:08 Seltzer water and lemon for blood She's like Robin to my Batman - Deadpool 00:13 She's like Robin to my Batman You ate breakfast yes - Deadpool 00:14 You ate breakfast yes Welcome to Sister Margaret's - Deadpool 00:15 Welcome to Sister Margaret's That's uh 27 50 - Deadpool 00:11 That's uh 27 50 Hey think you could fuck up my step dad - Deadpool 00:14 Hey think you could fuck up my step dad Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky - Deadpool 00:37 Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky You're clowning - Deadpool 00:08 You're clowning Oh there's the money shot baby - Deadpool 00:03 Oh there's the money shot baby You know the funniest part of this - Deadpool 00:36 You know the funniest part of this God damn it - Deadpool 00:09 God damn it I wish I never heard of Craigslist - Deadpool 00:12 I wish I never heard of Craigslist I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys - Deadpool 00:06 I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys Hang in there baby - Deadpool 00:31 Hang in there baby You bet on me to die Wow - Deadpool 00:10 You bet on me to die Wow I'd hit that - Deadpool 00:18 I'd hit that Hey hey careful with that Ronnie Milsap - Deadpool 00:17 Hey hey careful with that Ronnie Milsap What if I just held on and never let go - Deadpool 00:16 What if I just held on and never let go 41 confirmed kills - Deadpool 00:28 41 confirmed kills You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl - Deadpool 00:29 You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl Dead pool - Deadpool 00:03 Dead pool Wade Wilson - Deadpool 00:09 Wade Wilson The limited edition - Deadpool 00:24 The limited edition Okay Let's pro con this superhero thing - Deadpool 00:25 Okay Let's pro con this superhero thing Did I say this was a love story - Deadpool 00:07 Did I say this was a love story You're lovely - Deadpool 00:32 You're lovely God I miss cocaine - Deadpool 00:04 God I miss cocaine Don't make me ask twice - Deadpool 00:11 Don't make me ask twice Shit We're within 500 yards of a school - Deadpool 00:11 Shit We're within 500 yards of a school Who brought this twinkly man - Deadpool 00:18 Who brought this twinkly man I've been trying to tell you assholes - Deadpool 00:21 I've been trying to tell you assholes Oh You little spider monkey - Deadpool 00:05 Oh You little spider monkey Not often a dude ruins your face - Deadpool 00:15 Not often a dude ruins your face You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking contest - Deadpool 00:05 You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking... With a name like Francis - Deadpool 00:05 With a name like Francis Go get her tiger - Deadpool 00:03 Go get her tiger Please you should thank me - Deadpool 00:10 Please you should thank me Am I crazy or is your hand really small - Deadpool 00:09 Am I crazy or is your hand really small Fucking Wade Wilson - Deadpool 00:09 Fucking Wade Wilson Besides luring children into a panel van - Deadpool 00:09 Besides luring children into a panel van How can I help you - Deadpool 00:06 How can I help you I'd go with you but I don't want to - Deadpool 00:05 I'd go with you but I don't want to I was a patient here once myself you know - Deadpool 00:24 I was a patient here once myself you know How long can you keep this up - Deadpool 00:04 How long can you keep this up Your On the left You are beautiful woman - Deadpool 00:07 Your On the left You are beautiful woman You ever see 127 Hours Spoiler alert - Deadpool 00:06 You ever see 127 Hours Spoiler alert Oh you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2 - Deadpool 00:35 Oh you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2 Four or five moments - Deadpool 00:20 Four or five moments Listen I've been thinking - Deadpool 00:36 Listen I've been thinking Hang in there baby - Deadpool 00:05 Hang in there baby You're probably thinking - Deadpool 00:29 You're probably thinking Now I'm about to do to you - Deadpool 00:07 Now I'm about to do to you Stupid Worth it - Deadpool 00:06 Stupid Worth it He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for - Deadpool 00:17 He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive... Listen Al - Deadpool 00:25 Listen Al Fine I only have 12 bullets - Deadpool 00:06 Fine I only have 12 bullets Cock shot - Deadpool 00:10 Cock shot Oh shit - Deadpool 00:06 Oh shit I need all the guns - Deadpool 00:04 I need all the guns I got it Weas Thanks - Deadpool 00:11 I got it Weas Thanks Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread - Deadpool 00:09 Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread 10 Shit - Deadpool 00:07 10 Shit Where's Francis - Deadpool 00:21 Where's Francis Where's Francis - Deadpool 00:06 Where's Francis We can talk about what we're gonna - Deadpool 00:04 We can talk about what we're gonna What's my name - Deadpool 00:07 What's my name Where is Francis - Deadpool Where is Francis Where - Deadpool Where 41 confirmed kills - Deadpool 00:28 41 confirmed kills A hush falls over the crowd - Deadpool 00:20 A hush falls over the crowd Ah! Damn it! - Deadpool 00:08 Ah! Damn it! Ah! - Deadpool 00:16 Ah! All the dinosaurs feared the T rex - Deadpool 00:05 All the dinosaurs feared the T rex Am I crazy or is your hand really small - Deadpool 00:09 Am I crazy or is your hand really small And you are - Deadpool 00:20 And you are And you chicken noodle - Deadpool 00:29 And you chicken noodle And this one. - Deadpool 00:23 And this one. Are You There God It's Me Margaret - Deadpool 00:04 Are You There God It's Me Margaret Bad Deadpool - Deadpool 00:07 Bad Deadpool Bandhu? - Deadpool 00:16 Bandhu? Can I help you ladies? - Deadpool 00:21 Can I help you ladies? Cock shot. - Deadpool 00:21 Cock shot. Cock shot - Deadpool 00:03 Cock shot Cue the music - Deadpool 00:03 Cue the music Did I say this was a love story - Deadpool 00:07 Did I say this was a love story Didn't think so. - Deadpool 00:08 Didn't think so. Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky - Deadpool 00:56 Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky Do you have off switch - Deadpool 00:06 Do you have off switch Do you like what you see - Deadpool 00:41 Do you like what you see Don't make me ask twice - Deadpool 00:11 Don't make me ask twice
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Cast

Wade - Ryan Reynolds
Dopinder - Karan Soni
Ajax - Ed Skrein
Warlord - Michael Benyaer
Colossus - Stefan Kapicic
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