"Deadpool" quotes
A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Director: Tim Miller
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $363,070,709
Released: 12 Feb 2016
Awards: 28 wins & 78 nominations
351 Clips
00:45 Empire
00:24 Don't make me
ask twice.
00:11 Don't make me ask twice
00:41 Do you like what you see
00:06 Do you have off switch
00:56 Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky
00:08 Didn't think so.
00:07 Did I say this was a love story
00:03 Cue the music
00:03 Cock shot
00:21 Cock shot.
00:21 Can I help you ladies?
00:16 Bandhu?
00:07 Bad Deadpool
00:04 Are You There God It's Me Margaret
00:23 And this one.
00:29 And you chicken noodle
00:20 And you are
00:09 Am I crazy or is your hand really small
00:05 All the dinosaurs feared the T rex
00:16 Ah!
00:08 Ah! Damn it!
00:20 A hush falls over the crowd
00:28 41 confirmed kills
Where
Where is Francis
00:07 What's my name
00:04 We can talk about what we're gonna
00:06 Where's Francis
00:21 Where's Francis
00:07 10 Shit
00:09 Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread
00:11 I got it Weas Thanks
00:04 I need all the guns
00:06 Oh shit
00:10 Cock shot
00:06 Fine I only have 12 bullets
00:25 Listen Al
00:17 He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive...
00:06 Stupid Worth it
00:07 Now I'm about to do to you
00:29 You're probably thinking
00:05 Hang in there baby
00:36 Listen I've been thinking
00:20 Four or five moments
00:35 Oh you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2
00:06 You ever see 127 Hours Spoiler alert
00:07 Your On the left You are beautiful woman
00:04 How long can you keep this up
00:24 I was a patient here once myself you know
00:05 I'd go with you but I don't want to
00:06 How can I help you
00:09 Besides luring children into a panel van
00:09 Fucking Wade Wilson
00:09 Am I crazy or is your hand really small
00:10 Please you should thank me
00:03 Go get her tiger
00:05 With a name like Francis
00:05 You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking...
00:15 Not often a dude ruins your face
00:05 Oh You little spider monkey
00:21 I've been trying to tell you assholes
00:18 Who brought this twinkly man
00:11 Shit We're within 500 yards of a school
00:11 Don't make me ask twice
00:04 God I miss cocaine
00:32 You're lovely
00:07 Did I say this was a love story
00:25 Okay Let's pro con this superhero thing
00:24 The limited edition
00:09 Wade Wilson
00:03 Dead pool
00:29 You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl
00:28 41 confirmed kills
00:16 What if I just held on and never let go
00:17 Hey hey careful with that Ronnie Milsap
00:18 I'd hit that
00:10 You bet on me to die Wow
00:31 Hang in there baby
00:06 I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys
00:12 I wish I never heard of Craigslist
Cast
Wade - Ryan Reynolds
Dopinder - Karan Soni
Ajax - Ed Skrein
Warlord - Michael Benyaer
Colossus - Stefan Kapicic