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A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Director: Tim Miller
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $363,070,709
Released: 12 Feb 2016
Awards: 28 wins & 78 nominations
Empire - Deadpool 00:45 Empire Don't make me
ask twice. - Deadpool 00:24 Don't make me ask twice. Don't make me ask twice - Deadpool 00:11 Don't make me ask twice Do you like what you see - Deadpool 00:41 Do you like what you see Do you have off switch - Deadpool 00:06 Do you have off switch Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky - Deadpool 00:56 Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky Didn't think so. - Deadpool 00:08 Didn't think so. Did I say this was a love story - Deadpool 00:07 Did I say this was a love story Cue the music - Deadpool 00:03 Cue the music Cock shot - Deadpool 00:03 Cock shot Cock shot. - Deadpool 00:21 Cock shot. Can I help you ladies? - Deadpool 00:21 Can I help you ladies? Bandhu? - Deadpool 00:16 Bandhu? Bad Deadpool - Deadpool 00:07 Bad Deadpool Are You There God It's Me Margaret - Deadpool 00:04 Are You There God It's Me Margaret And this one. - Deadpool 00:23 And this one. And you chicken noodle - Deadpool 00:29 And you chicken noodle And you are - Deadpool 00:20 And you are Am I crazy or is your hand really small - Deadpool 00:09 Am I crazy or is your hand really small All the dinosaurs feared the T rex - Deadpool 00:05 All the dinosaurs feared the T rex Ah! - Deadpool 00:16 Ah! Ah! Damn it! - Deadpool 00:08 Ah! Damn it! A hush falls over the crowd - Deadpool 00:20 A hush falls over the crowd 41 confirmed kills - Deadpool 00:28 41 confirmed kills Where - Deadpool Where Where is Francis - Deadpool Where is Francis What's my name - Deadpool 00:07 What's my name We can talk about what we're gonna - Deadpool 00:04 We can talk about what we're gonna Where's Francis - Deadpool 00:06 Where's Francis Where's Francis - Deadpool 00:21 Where's Francis 10 Shit - Deadpool 00:07 10 Shit Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread - Deadpool 00:09 Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread I got it Weas Thanks - Deadpool 00:11 I got it Weas Thanks I need all the guns - Deadpool 00:04 I need all the guns Oh shit - Deadpool 00:06 Oh shit Cock shot - Deadpool 00:10 Cock shot Fine I only have 12 bullets - Deadpool 00:06 Fine I only have 12 bullets Listen Al - Deadpool 00:25 Listen Al He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for - Deadpool 00:17 He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive... Stupid Worth it - Deadpool 00:06 Stupid Worth it Now I'm about to do to you - Deadpool 00:07 Now I'm about to do to you You're probably thinking - Deadpool 00:29 You're probably thinking Hang in there baby - Deadpool 00:05 Hang in there baby Listen I've been thinking - Deadpool 00:36 Listen I've been thinking Four or five moments - Deadpool 00:20 Four or five moments Oh you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2 - Deadpool 00:35 Oh you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2 You ever see 127 Hours Spoiler alert - Deadpool 00:06 You ever see 127 Hours Spoiler alert Your On the left You are beautiful woman - Deadpool 00:07 Your On the left You are beautiful woman How long can you keep this up - Deadpool 00:04 How long can you keep this up I was a patient here once myself you know - Deadpool 00:24 I was a patient here once myself you know I'd go with you but I don't want to - Deadpool 00:05 I'd go with you but I don't want to How can I help you - Deadpool 00:06 How can I help you Besides luring children into a panel van - Deadpool 00:09 Besides luring children into a panel van Fucking Wade Wilson - Deadpool 00:09 Fucking Wade Wilson Am I crazy or is your hand really small - Deadpool 00:09 Am I crazy or is your hand really small Please you should thank me - Deadpool 00:10 Please you should thank me Go get her tiger - Deadpool 00:03 Go get her tiger With a name like Francis - Deadpool 00:05 With a name like Francis You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking contest - Deadpool 00:05 You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking... Not often a dude ruins your face - Deadpool 00:15 Not often a dude ruins your face Oh You little spider monkey - Deadpool 00:05 Oh You little spider monkey I've been trying to tell you assholes - Deadpool 00:21 I've been trying to tell you assholes Who brought this twinkly man - Deadpool 00:18 Who brought this twinkly man Shit We're within 500 yards of a school - Deadpool 00:11 Shit We're within 500 yards of a school Don't make me ask twice - Deadpool 00:11 Don't make me ask twice God I miss cocaine - Deadpool 00:04 God I miss cocaine You're lovely - Deadpool 00:32 You're lovely Did I say this was a love story - Deadpool 00:07 Did I say this was a love story Okay Let's pro con this superhero thing - Deadpool 00:25 Okay Let's pro con this superhero thing The limited edition - Deadpool 00:24 The limited edition Wade Wilson - Deadpool 00:09 Wade Wilson Dead pool - Deadpool 00:03 Dead pool You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl - Deadpool 00:29 You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl 41 confirmed kills - Deadpool 00:28 41 confirmed kills What if I just held on and never let go - Deadpool 00:16 What if I just held on and never let go Hey hey careful with that Ronnie Milsap - Deadpool 00:17 Hey hey careful with that Ronnie Milsap I'd hit that - Deadpool 00:18 I'd hit that You bet on me to die Wow - Deadpool 00:10 You bet on me to die Wow Hang in there baby - Deadpool 00:31 Hang in there baby I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys - Deadpool 00:06 I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys I wish I never heard of Craigslist - Deadpool 00:12 I wish I never heard of Craigslist

Cast

Dopinder - Karan Soni
Ajax - Ed Skrein
Warlord - Michael Benyaer
Colossus - Stefan Kapicic