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Al. I'm back. About damn time. You holdin'? I'm all outta devil's dandruff… -and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator.-Thank you, Al. We have company. Althea, this is… This is Logan. Nice to meet you, Logan. Nice to meet you, too. And this little ancient anal shit-knot isMary Puppins. Or as I like to call her, Dogpool. You want to treat yourselfto a little stroke? -Get the tongue. There it is.-Oh, my God! Motherfucker! Right? It's like an armadillofucked a gremlin, angrily… in a bed of gonorrhea… -Wow.-…and didn't stop till the sun came up. Everyone wants to matter. Turns out thatyou don't need to be Marvel Jesus to do it. You just need toopen your eyes and look around. And if you're lucky… you'll find a few friends. Old friends… and some new ones too
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Al I'm back
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About damn time
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You holdin'
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I'm all outta devil's dandruff
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and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator Thank you Al
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We have company
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Althea this is
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This is Logan
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Nice to meet you Logan
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Nice to meet you too
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And this little ancient anal shit knot is Mary Puppins
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Or as I like to call her Dogpool
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You want to treat yourself to a little stroke
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Get the tongue There it is Oh my God Motherfucker
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Right It's like an armadillo fucked a gremlin angrily
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in a bed of gonorrhea
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Wow and didn't stop till the sun came up
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Everyone wants to matter
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Turns out that you don't need to be Marvel Jesus to do it
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You just need to open your eyes and look around
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And if you're lucky
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you'll find a few friends
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Old friends
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and some new ones too
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Movie Summary
A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
