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Am I crazy or is your hand really small About the size of a KFC spork
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Deadpool

About the size of a KFC spork

Blind Al:
Am I crazy, or is your hand really small?Deadpool:About the size of a KFC spork

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Am I crazy or is your hand really small
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About the size of a KFC spork
Available in 8 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
746
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:22
Uploaded
Dec 14, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Actors

Leslie Uggams
Blind Al
Leslie Uggams
So embarrassing. - Deadpool 00:36
So embarrassing.
I get why you're so pissybut your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this womanand tell her how you feelWhat do I keep telling you Mrs Magoo She wouldn't have meIf you could see me you'd understandLooks aren't everythingLooks are everythingYou ever - Deadpool 00:37
I get why you're so pissybut your mood's never...
You think Ryan Reynoldsgot this far on his superior acting method? - Deadpool 00:05
You think Ryan Reynoldsgot this far on his superior acting...
I bet it feels huge in this hand - Deadpool 00:04
I bet it feels huge in this hand
Don't make me regret it. - Deadpool 00:10
Don't make me regret it.
So, the doctor says,"The bad news is "you don't havethat long to live." So, the patient says,"How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says,"Four, three, two..." - Deadpool 00:13
So, the doctor says,"The bad news is "you...
Can I help you ladies? - Deadpool 00:08
Can I help you ladies?
I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a friend of mine. - Deadpool 00:12
I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a...
I heard you might beable to point me in the directionof a, um, friend of mine. - Deadpool 00:06
I heard you might beable to point me in the directionof a,...
I've seen this girl. - Deadpool 00:07
I've seen this girl.
Sweetheart, you might wanna look around. - Deadpool 00:23
Sweetheart, you might wanna look around.
We have everything we need nowYou sureYou don't want any clothes that are not monochromaticHave fun at your midnight showing of Blade II - Deadpool 00:12
We have everything we need nowYou sureYou don't want...
Wade, we have a fucking problem. - Deadpool 00:20
Wade, we have a fucking problem.
And by "we," I mean "you." Ah, I can't believeI'm doing this. - Deadpool 00:06
And by "we," I mean "you." Ah, I...
Have you decided what you're gonna say to herFuck meMaybe not start with that - Deadpool 00:07
Have you decided what you're gonna say to herFuck...
Have you decided what you're gonna say to her Fuck me Uh maybe not start with that - Deadpool 00:07
Have you decided what you're gonna say to her Fuck me...
Hey coming onto our stage right nowgive it up for ChastityOr as I like to call her Irony - Deadpool 00:14
Hey coming onto our stage right nowgive it up for ChastityOr...
Or as I like to call her, Irony. - Deadpool 00:12
Or as I like to call her, Irony.
Because I'm constantlystalking that fox. - Deadpool 00:05
Because I'm constantlystalking that fox.
Every time I see her, it's like the first time... - Deadpool 00:09
Every time I see her, it's like the first time...